Miquel The Work Geordie

I'm not saying it's likely

I know we've snookered ourselves with these tits, it's just not time for backslapping because we loaned some Danish spam head to Panathinaikos when we've still got loads of shite on the books.

We're also nowhere near done clearing out the deadweight either. It's encouraging that we've shifted a couple of players that characteristically we'd wind up keeping until the end of their contracts but it definitely isn't time for fingering each other over a job well done. Still got Skipp, Hamza, Mavididi, Thomas and Faes to rehome.

When have I ever worn that, you know I exclusively wear stripey t shirts that make me look like I'm about to start a shift at pizza express

Paredes being the most Argie Argie of all time shocker

Most classless side in international football, **** off

What's he trying there

What a bloody gorgeous head of hair by the way

GET THE **** IN

You typing this out with your tongue or something

What for

Ahahhaha cheerio, back to women's prison Enzo

Not quite 100% fit this tournament - Williams is fantastic.

SIMON, YOURE A BUSINESSMAN SIMON, WHAT ABOUT THAT HALF TIME SHOW SIMON I put it to you Jim, that the president of the USA is no more than a rambunctious hogman and FIFA have bowed to his every whim

The absolute GOAT pub

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****ing get on with it you daft ****s

This tournament has been ****ing naff man

World cup in a Louis Vuitton box - very itv2 new build

Nice of him to dress like Jimmy Saville. A fitting tribute to those we've lost from Robbie

What's FIFA's obsession with Robbie Williams

People celebrating this with 'Drain The Swamp !!!!' when a fair few of the ****s that properly need shifting turned out for us yesterday

Na they definitely give us shorter in tournaments, so much cash goes on England. I'm not disagreeing with with your point by the way re: beating favourites.

Bookies in this country will tend to price England as favourites though, I think you could just say "favourites"

I'm on the fence with him but he'd get a lot of goodwill back by simply putting his hands up and conceding he ****ed it on Wednesday. I found it annoying he seemed to pin a lot of the failure on some kind of inherent "England DNA" issue. You get different players every cycle, some of this squad play (and play well) for some of the biggest clubs in the world and are now moving for 9 figure sums. Tuchel is paid handsomely enough that simply blaming some sort of mythical "DNA" doesn't really wash.