Miquel The Work Geordie

I like him but **** me, you wouldn't have him as your phone a friend would you

Those sides were good and I think the top end of the league is weaker now but that middle pack is significantly stronger than between 2019-2021. I'd fancy our sides then to pick up fewer points against those upwardly mobile mid-table sides. Would probably finish 6th/7th.

I don't think Pep will be wearing his lucky varsity jacket again

If you're leaving the game you shouldn't be allowed back in imo

Pickford performing basic physical tasks like kicking a ball is so funny man, bloke looks like he's about to take off

The Yanks will win the world cup at this rate

Andy "I've been impressed with them" Hinchcliffe

What's he thinking ahahha

I think Page could have a huge season in 26/27 if he's managed correctly

Interesting that Methven mentions the club got in touch with him re: his comments on that Business In Sport appearance that was quite widely circulated; but that their only stance was challenge, challenge, challenge. Never any introspective reflection with this lot. If enough people are telling you you're doing a shite job, if the constant noise is letting you know something is terminally wrong – stop being so ****ing defensive and sort it out you fat idiots. They must be hearing what people are saying if they're reaching out to a neutral party on the basis of a podcast appearance.

Time flighs

He'd like to be buried in a large satin lined coffin with a couple of page 3 stunners – they're alive he says

Makes me laugh so much when people give it the "for my sins" / "against my better judgement" treatment for stuff like this. Just say you're doing it because you want to do it.

WE'RE THE STARS OF, CCTV

AND ONE THING I WILL SAY

YES! **** me, he's got the Warnock brows!

Gemma Arterton is still absurd and still completely Miquel @The Bear she's over 15 so you might not be too keen but bloody hell she's attractive

Why does wellens look like a panto dame pre make up now

Proper EFL coverage this

First week of July imo

It's AI/fake. Laura Woods doesn't have big natties like that

15GB of data and unlimited texts and minutes

He's ****ing garbage pal!

Plays like he's wearing brogues