Miquel The Work Geordie

Bournemouth were gagging for him a few years ago, but it's too difficult to sell players when you can just simply let them depreciate in value before leaving for nothing

You've got gobstoppers for eyes

I'd rather eat a human shit again than see us appoint Kevin Muscat

One of the best badges in the sport and these ****s always manage to stick it on the most nauseating shite imaginable. Just one normal looking kit, on my knees.

Will be sad to see him go. A smile that could light up a room. The baby faced assassin.

Now he's gone the place will smell a little less like piss

Drama series about a hot headed Scotsman who travels to backwater America, getting a load of six-fingered Yanks to sort their lives out in no uncertain terms. Simmering with tension and beautifully acted. Give it a watch, Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares USA it's called.

**** off Gary you stupid sod

Sad to see him go. Hopefully he can return one day — perhaps in a coaching role?

Well obviously – but my point as stated above is... why would there be any more with a promotion to Premier League? Why does that suddenly light the blue touch paper for more trouble and worry for the police? There'd be fewer games? A few thousand extra more fairweather fans? I just don't think the police would be particularly flapping at the thought of them going up.

Anyone on here ever watched the Kissing Booth films?

Why do people always say the Met Police would dread Millwall in the Prem? They might get a few more fans in but it'd probably be more casual match-goers there'd be 4 fewer home games. I don't think the police would be any more bothered tbh!

Lee Hendrie, ex-footballer and Sky Sports pundit Sue Smith, ex-footballer and Sky Sports pundit

I'm buzzing for a final day of Skybet action, I'll be sat with my Jameson's and ginger cheering on the boys (David Prutton voice) Football, always better with the craic, Jameson's – sponsors of the EFL on Skysports

Does anyone ever "Leave a comment" in press conferences? Nothing I love more than getting heat from the tabloids after calling someone a paedo

How shit was the Tazzmission by the way, wouldn't even make me tap out and I have the upper body strength of a sickly Victorian prince

I'll polish his knob if Villa do their bloody jobs and get them 5'2" Paco Rabanne merchants out

Muscle ratin

For me it has to be the Korean manager Lee Guan 😂😂😂😂

More of a Creed man, I see

That brown one should be better than it is but on the whole Cov's kits are so much better than ours, having a legit sponsor doesn't half help

Name of the track? My stunning wife has been looking for something to walk down the aisle to

Int tit, Justin

I'll be there backing the Seagulettes week in, week out

Not a neck in sight