Miquel The Work Geordie

Not sure if its because I'm still half asleep but I've read this about 5 times and I still don't know what the **** it means

They've probably realised if he goes out in the Greek sun he'll look like a pork scratching - I expect him to get gametime post-Halloween

Do we still get Prutts manning the coverage if we're in Skybet EFL League One or do we get the B Team, that Jules bloke and some other goblins I don't think I can take a 46 game season with no Prutts

Isn't he a winger? Why would it mean one of them pair of dossers is on the way out?

TODAY I FEEL UEFA

They are though

We were linked with Lacroix when he was at Wolfsburg iirc. Good stuff from us considering who we have actually signed at CB over the past few years.

Contextually, in our current situation, signing someone for 7 figures (allegedly) and coaxing him to League One on what you'd assume is a decent enough wage isn't "relatively cheap." We've dug ourselves such a hole that signings like this – mid-late 20s, substantial-ish fee, little to no sell on value, decent wage – make little sense unless he's levels above the division we're in.

Yeah, they also made a healthy sum on Isak to cushion that – I'm not saying they aren't spending at Newcastle, I just think they're more pre-occupied with sport domestically.

The PIF and Saudi are more invested in growing the sport domestically and creating a competitive league that benefits the national team for 2034. I think they've just got a bit bored of Newcastle tbh.

Manish isn't having that story one bit is he

Seeing us called a posh club is hilarious, the Welsh truly do all have single digit IQs

Most of these players sound like 90s boyband fodder. Jodi Jones? Jensen Weir? Kasey Palmer? These were all in Another Level

We're all having a laugh but does anyone know if the club shop will do replacements? Got OPOKU 69 on the new home shirt at the Foxes Megastore the other day, feeling very foolish now

That Dortmund one is bloody horrible

Sad to hear this – hopefully he can return one day, perhaps in a coaching role?

Maybe they want him to bump into Jack Roworth

I don't think it would have been the full medical - I'm not clued up on ins and outs but players used to have bloods taken at the Royal Infirmary when we were at Belvoir Drive, could have been something like that

My Jurovski Dol supporting mate says Crncic still has it, he can't believe we let him walk for nothing

Always enjoyed that Burton badge, a Big B having a kick

Got back into Hollyoaks last week - hard hitting doc about the lives of many in a crime ridden estate in the North West

GAHD DAHYM YOU TRIPLE H!!! THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

Haha gay because its pink class 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Okoli is ****ing shite

This host is the shiniest man I've ever seen