Miquel The Work Geordie

Sorry I think this is AI. Really disappointed here, probably not even Damo's birthday. Mods please delete thread, if there's one thing I hate it's liars.

Python script sounds like some ****ing Hogwarts behaviour imo

SportBoom are tier 1

Kelleher the goalkeeper more like Dan for me

"Shame about the dross on it" makes it sound like you have a real issue with the three lads in the pic, I'm nearly crying at this, that's tickled me that

Not a golf man by any means but jus had an interview at Wentworth and what manicured hedges they are by the way

Head like a slab of corned beef that's jus come out the can. Takes some going to be a completely uncool Scandinavian but fair play to this ****, he's managed it with flying colours

Been loving a band called Calvin Harris recently

Darren Ferguson wants the job? Yeah, and I want a reasonably priced two course lunchtime offer with Martine McCutcheon — it ain't happening !

We need Yuki Abe and culturally insensitive / incorrect chanting back, he'll eat your dog was a terrace anthem Up there with "Tunchev, woah Tunchev, woah, He was a refugee Now he's quality"

Happy birthday lcfcdamo – love to you and yours, don't do anything I wouldn't do! Another year older but none the wiser! Best wishes, Me, my stunning wife, and our 9 year old daughter

Yeah I like Tifo but they're wrong on this one. They did also call Lee Congerton, Lee Congleton – so I don't think they're infallible!

I wouldn't bet against them turning the final into a slog and winning it tbh. They're nowhere near as good as the other pair but it doesn't feel beyond the realms of possibility. Too many seem to think it's a foregone conclusion (obviously I hope them and their fans called Ollie, Toby, Harrison etc get slapped)

He was on bookies' shortlists as soon as Van Nistelrooy went, had been linked with other Championship jobs, was available cheap and immediately. It's as un left field as you could get for Leicester City in 2025.

I reckon any 5 of us in this thread tonight could have come on and had more of an impact than these Atletico subs

Too many Atletico players who want 10 touches on the ball before they do anything

I don't disagree but he wasn't a left field choice by the very definition of the term. He'd managed against us numerous times.

Marti Cifuentes whose most recent job was QPR is hardly "going left field"

That Sorloth that Atletico keep bringing on looks ****ing honking

Referee is killing this game, every time someone falls over he blows

That Llorente looks like your mate's tanned mum

Been coming, Atletico have been pathetic

Lookman has had a pretty horrid half here

Faes isn't in the last year of his deal?

Pre-season had been going on for at least a couple of weeks before we hired Cifuentes? He came in in the middle of July?