Miquel The Work Geordie

The president of FIFA currying favour with smaller nations via £££ isn't really anything new, I won't be asking you for the lottery numbers just yet mate

Polymarket is rife with "insider trading" bets / stakes. Wouldn't go anywhere near it

Quick Google and he wears shades in every pic, is he the Emirati Gabrielle or some shit

Hearing Russell Martin was at Seagrave today, take with a pinch of salt - just passing on what I know

Same song on this that my beautiful bride came down the aisle to

A position we have desperately needed someone competent in in what feels like ****ing ages. Got a good feeling about him

This bloke could tell you where he was when the Titanic sank

@FrankieADZ seems he used him on the wing for a handful of games at the back end of 22/23 actually!

Bring back describing transfer fees in divisibles of Michus

ONE SIP ONE SCHOONER, LETS SEE THE SCORE

The other former Swans player is Jordan Ayew I'm hearing

Martin only used him as a striker at Swansea, didn't play him anywhere else but up top.

He's doing a Taylor Swift

Hoping to get to The Mary Wollstonecraft next week, new one in Stoke Newington from the bloke who has the Robin over Crouch Hill way. Looks class

Don't think the King Billy is a CR brother unless it's changed hands recently. Still great mind. Like you've said you can't really go wrong with the Castle Rock set, Vat and Fiddle, Canalhouse and Newshouse all class. The Kilpin is very reliable and its location is bang on

Love the AI pic of Ranieiri from Romano there, images of him are notoriously hard to source

Yeah that Keillor-Dunn seems a Skybet EFL League One bagsman but at 28 is not far from being in an urn. 4 year contract incoming

The modern footballer equivalent of a middle aged woman putting up a vague Facebook status for attention

We can't play Chaplin or Reid up front. They have to stand on the Yellow Pages to kiss their spouse or significant others

We reek of Edozie imqho

That Coulibaly signing absolutely honks of brown envelopes. We need another left back, no idea if this Macfarlane is any good but going off his Wikipedia he'll have an American accent so he's already off on the wrong foot

I've got a neighbour who does DIY in a high vis

He's never been prolific though and I wouldn't class him as an out and out striker. He's been really good for Brighton and won't be playing every game for Chelsea. They'll get some marquee forward in no doubt but Welbeck is fine enough cover

Rhys Healey is the most Rugby Union hands in the ruck sir name I've ever heard

Name?