Miquel The Work Geordie

No go on, what were you going to say you coward

Will miss his habit of scoring and a celeb dying but he's crocked unfortunately, shame because there's obviously a player in there

Cifuentes loves no strikers, he's the chorizo Craig Levein

Read this in Mario's voice

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When an opposition winger runs at him he genuinely moves like someone trying to balance themselves on the balls on Total Wipeout

Central midfielders not tracking back has been a chronic issue for years

Looks like it could get a bit treacherous out there with ice after NYD

I think we'll win

A documentary about vagabonds, vagrants and philanderers based in the North West of England. Truly some of the most sinister and warped minds in Britain in a goldfish bowl for all to see. Give it a watch, Coronation St it's called

"You buy the club then" as a riposte to a match going fan being unhappy with the current running of it is so monumentally ****ing thick.

I worked in pubs every Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day, New Years Eve and New Years Day from 2009-2014. Constant Christmas music was about the only thing keeping me sane

Walked from Birstall to Bradgate Park then down the arse end of the Great Central Way and back today - Belgrave is atrocious for litter and shit just being left around. It's genuinely astonishing to walk through, not bloody surprised they're dragging the great LE4 postcode down

Breathe man, **** me

In the bin Chelsea

Proper tedious half of football that

Aha, what are you on about? We don't really have much (if any) bargaining power do we? We might be trying to get him to sign a new contract, but that doesn't really give us any power until it's officially done. We can't ask for more money from Club X because "we might extend it and he might sign." If a club in a better position than us come sniffing, and Nelson makes clear his intention to leave, of course the club will have to consider offers of a lesser value than we'd like in an ideal world – or he sods off for nothing in 2027. The Fatawu comparison is off and not really the same given he's under contract for another 3.5 years, not 1.5.

Olivia Buzaglo my personal favourite across the sports channels

ChatGPT really cooked with this one

But its not the same as every team in the PL, is it? In a PSR driven Premier League, the matchday and (potential) commercial revenues both OF cubs could get would dwarf a number of clubs currently in the English top flight. Celtic already have more of a global appeal than half the clubs in the Premier League and they play in a considerably weaker division.

It's a boring argument and I really don't like either Old Firm side but there are so many variables. They both get gates of 50-60k week after week. Stick them in a stronger league and they could conceivably expand that considerably. Add in the fact they'd both be a ridiculously attractive proposition for foreign investors because of their commercial appeal (which would also grow even more by default if you stuck them in the Premier League) and I think it becomes borderline impossible to say with certainty how they'd do. They aren't just going to keep the same squads they have now if they have Barclays riches. Celtic in the PL especially would be a dream ticket for some Yank with more money than sense given the appeal they could have in the US.

What a bit of Cinch this is

Can see why Mulligan is being linked with Barclays clubs, best player on the pitch and Hibs completely lost it once he went off. Wish City had a mobile battering ram like Bowie up top n all.

Probably just understandably delighted to have beaten Hearts imo. I don't know any Hibs fans who like Celtic whatsoever

Thought that was the equaliser, Hibs have fallen to pieces