Miquel The Work Geordie

We need to stop acting small time - there are LOADS of things that make us attractive ffs

****ing hell DCI @Samilktray off the bat, I'm in pieces here, that's phenomenal

Exactly, criticism of Rudkin hasn't been exclusive to RvN's reign, he's rightly got pelters for about 3 or 4 years

"just seen this"

If you're eating a sandwich full of human shite and were offered a mystery box – which *could* contain either your favourite meal cooked to perfection, or another shite sandwich – you wouldn't decline the offer of the mystery box.

McAthomas

4 words: Larb Flavoured Biscuit Sticks

I don't think that is imperative, really.

It's a real rogues' gallery

I think Rohl's stock will be too high for us, unfortunately.

A quick glance at @Tom12345's post from October suggests he wasn't quite the pro-Cooper flag waver he's made himself out to be there

The list of names will be completely uninspiring as per. Load of out of work jobbers.

It is but it's very different compared to the last time we were in it – kick off times a bit more all over the shop.

The 8th most expensive player in the club's history.

We desperately need someone in the middle of the park who can be even remotely decent at winning the ball back and can stay switched on for more than 15 minutes. Dewsbury-Hall was / is streets ahead of any of the possible options we have there at the moment. The defence is shite but our midfield pairing is never where you want them to be.

The only reason it'll be later than it should be is because there's loads of other shite that's nearly just as bad at the arse end of the table.

He will almost definitely be In The Frame

@Fryatt+Hume=goals and @Sexual aren't that bad mate

This simply doesn't work man, this isn't getting over

We've hired two managers this season way off the level needed. No doubt we'll soon be back on the hunt using our board's tried and tested method Managers ⮑ Coached in England ⮑ Unemployed

That's private information u dirty pervert

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Absolutely

Tyler Adams seems far too articulate to be a footballer