Miquel The Work Geordie

What has happened here? He was way off?

You fear for a nation of their colouring

I don't want Scotland to win but they've got some real talent in the middle of the pitch, they really should be putting Haiti to bed pretty comfortably and getting out of this group as one of the third places. The current versions of Morocco and Brazil are very very dislikable n all, that would be a match I'd normally look forward to

Barry isn't his nickname

Wonder if we'll get the new shirt reveal with the manager announcement, truly harking back to other bad old days

Huth acknowledging recruitment and general running of the club has been crap but apparently if fans clap a bit more that'll sort it. Doesn't want to upset his precious mates does he, prat.

They never will – R16/quarter final merchants

I wish them nothing but the worst I really do

@Zear0 on here said to me once he sounds like Waldo from that early Black Mirror episode and it's not far off imo !

"Auto correct"

Alexi Lalas is a tit, this has reminded me of one of my all time favourite anti-Yank tweets from when he was pro Super League

Was thinking about this today for some reason, why was it so creepy

Yellow card for Randall off Recess

Come on Bosnia, we can't have a man called Jesse dressed like a funeral director winning a game in a world cup

Neil Buchanan's son on the wing for Canada, feel old yet

YOU YOU YOU YOU, OUGHTA KNOW

Big Alanis doing the Terence and Philip song

Might be the first time in my life ITV are better (or at least more watchable) for their main event pundits. Great to see McAnuff get a chance on the big games n all, no doubt he'll be on a few 3am'ers but he's absolutely class.

Good goal to be fair and he's hit it well to be fair, I can't lie to be fair

The Scottish Way™ would be not being in the tournament at all, surely?

I wish I'd been in a coma for three years tbh

"Lets hear from Christina Unkel" five words to strike fear into the hearts of anyone sane

Yank refereeing expert talking about the impact zone, they truly are the worst people on planet earth

Guillermo Ochoa looks like an old woman

Can't wait for a delicious pint of Aramco at half time