Miquel The Work Geordie

"It's a poor move from him, he won't play at Arsenal!!!!!" the lad has spent most of this season watching Stephy Mavididi play like Olly Murs at Soccer Aid. And just because he'll probably be loaned out from Arsenal, it doesn't make leaving us to go to the Premier League winners a bad move. **** me, some of the shite on here

I'm hardly Lee Mack or Stephen "Mr Saturday Night" Mulhern but he just isn't charismatic enough to host a podcast. Brilliant footballer, love him, but this will be god awful.

Ric reading this

Before he went to Rangers he was prattling on about self-reflection and having a willingness to change and demonstrated the square root of sod all of it up there. He will set his sides up to play the same way he always has.

Didn't help that he wore banana skins off Mario Kart instead of football boots from your Nikes, your Adidas, your Pumas The bloke looked like he was on It's a Knockout or some shite

Rudy Galetti sounds like some NYPD spokesperson you hear from after a horrific crime, not a trusted source imqho

From Whales of all places

If it is another Russell Martin smokescreen to make their actual choice bearable, then — and stick with me on this because it's ****ing crackers — why don't we just... hire a good manager we don't need a smokescreen for? Absolutely bonkers idea from me written down actually, ignore me

That Wrexham keeper is shite. Players on the way up not the way down please

Nothing worse than seeing an exotic new name and discovering its some prat with a crap record

Don't know about worst (in the discussion though!) but it definitely takes the gloss and mystique away from them a bit when they're putting out sides with players I've seen in Wolves, West Ham and Leeds kits.

At this stage though it might be less about wages and more length of contract. If someone isn't matching the wages but offering him 3 years (for argument's sake) he'd consider it.

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Sometimes I fear AI is coming for my job – then I see an AI generated line up of folk with Southampton links where Nigel Quashie and Franny Benali look like they're a different race, and my fears are put to bed

You said he was going back on his info the other day so technically he was incorrect

Playdough for brains

Managed to chip away a bit at my 5k on Tuesday night with a 19:38 job, looked like I'd been on Stormforce 10 after, wet through. That was 3:56/km average, no idea how some of you mad lads can keep that (or quicker!) going for longer

Yanks being useless in the least shocking news ever

I just want us to hire a manager and feel some sense of intrigue or interest for once

This is payback for the hours I spent as a 14 year old gluing together pages in Nuts and Zoo over photos of his now wife isn't it The big man moves in mysterious ways

Considering how image obsessed that fat little **** and his lapdog are, hiring a bloke they swerved previously because of the swell of negative sentiment about him is some move. Might as well cut to 6 months time when he's doing that arms out "we're all trying to find the guy that did this" move he whips out in front of the TV cameras while wearing one of his ill-fitting blazers. ****.

Cooper, Van Nistelrooy, Cifuentes, Rowett, Martin. These ****s are driving us into the ground. **** off.

I ****ing hate that pair of ****s