Miquel The Work Geordie

Some hit from Zubimendi against Forest

They both have the unnatural act of playing football like they're sinking in quicksand

Thank god we have the all action combative duo of Skipp and Soumare to see us through these choppy waters

Setting my 24/25 black, pink and orange away kit with Ramsey 69 emblazoned across the back alight as we speak

Thank **** this'll be the last season we have to endure "Boubakary Soumare" trudging about like he's just had a full carvery

Give that pensioner his winter fuel allowance

Ayew gets paid per touch

Okoli isn't better than Nelson, not having him at all

But I've been lead to believe Vestergaard is a "Rolls-Royce" at this level? And Okoli is a defender who loves to defend?

I'm not joking, he always gets 90

Ayew to get the full 90 INCOMING

The king of the air shot

Been told they've kissed at seagrave

I still don't think Skipp and Soumare were particularly good against Birmingham and they've set a phenomenally low bar but maybe I'm being overly harsh

Reckon we'll win but... If Nelson isn't injured that's piss poor. Not arsed if Faes is better right now or any of that shite, these characters shouldn't be in the bloody side.

I love it being dark first thing, makes me feel like I'm doing some sort of challenge, saw a ****ing badger in watermead the other week though in the dark and it put the shits up me Specifically aiming to do a 30km tomorrow when it's absolutely hammering it down, eyeing up sub 2hr30

Cooper has just joined Brondby, and in doing so, made Denmark infinitely less cool a place

It isn't an obsession with stats and data He did exceptionally at Reading all things considered and managed to keep a Hull side up who were shite and a mess. I don't think he's necessarily a better bet than Wilder and he'll be sacked by Monday, but to insinuate he was hired off the back of nothing is mad.

Keep your Google searches to yourself!

I remember that flame haired temptress Adam Bogdan having a great game against us once but I can't remember who for, Bolton probably

A lone wolf, a high velocity rifle, and access to a private jet. A tale as old as time

Beaglehole is an absolutely insane name isn't it

We often forget about his life pre hootenanny

https://open.spotify.com/track/7d8NzhD3rycPayNCzmb9rK?si=350eadeff30f4b0c This is class, never really listened to The The after developing a deep fear of them thanks to Absolute Radio seemingly scrapping their no repeat guarantee to play This Is The Day 8 times an hour back in an old job

Tell you what I miss. The glory days of Soccer AM. Proper loved Tim and Helen