MPH

Even though we are as good as down, we were fighting for our lives. and sideshow Bob was a sideshow.

Fat lady is still warming up her vocal cords..

Way too much back slapping just for conceding a corner..

Yes

They look defeated just walking out onto the pitch…..

So which minute in the first ten minutes are we going to concede? 2nd minute seems to be all the trend these days.

he’s not been fit to play for months…

I’m not sure what I was expecting considering the players we have but inner groans are still there at the line up…

Would I like my left one or the right one chopped off?

How’s Monga handling himself?

Best goal scored at home award ( if anyone can remember that far back…)

Word has it he’s in charge of Trump’s Tarrif negotiating team…

The bagels are to die for…

So I’m sure I have mentioned it before, but my local funeral home has rented some space at the back to a chap who started a coffee shop inappropriately named Coffin Coffee House. They even have a large coffin in the wall Their motto is “ celebrating life one cup at a time”

So I ended up texting the number. It’s quite a cleverly set up auto response system

Father Ted is Top, Dougal is Rudkin and Father Jack is Susan.

to be fair Soumare has at least shown he has a pulse at times this season. We will get an offer for him, but the vultures will be circling and will know we need to offload to lower our wage bill and get some cash. £5m max for him.

More Colin Gordon vibes to me…

Thank you for this information!

he did do a nice little dink off the inside of his ankle to get past a player, yesterday..

I think we are going to have to sell who we can when we go down.. offers for winks? Sell and keep skip. Offers for Soumarè and skip? Sell both. just sell absolutely everyone we get a good offer for. truly feels like we have to rip this squad up and start again.

What’s Barry Fry upto these days?

There’s only one thing worse than bowing down to a failing and weak CEO.. and that’s defending those who are bowing down to a failing and weak CEO.. EDIT: must admit, this was intended as a little more tongue in cheek than it comes across as..

See you all next season.