Vacamion

With the caveat that the UK has done shit my whole adult life, whatever the voting system, the very idea of the 20 votes thing sucks. [Edit, and the additional caveat that weird shit stuff has won previously, too] If anyone can explain to me the rationale for 20 votes per caller existing, in terms other than more money for the organisers, fire away, I'm all ears.

Can't believe I stayed up for this dreck.

We should bomb Austria.

How do Albania outperform Denmark like that in that vote?

Italy and Austria would have been in my bottom five. The Jury system sucks.

Aussies bowling it down the leg side, there.

I'm going to boycott Guinness. Next year....

It was friggin awful. Amazing if it wins.

2 points, Ireland ? Revoke the Good Friday agreement.

Bravo, little mouse

Allez vous enculez, la France.

How is that gimp from Austria getting so many top jury votes?

SHOCKED San Marino gave Italy 12 points

POINTS !!!!

Nul points on the cards again, then.

Ingrid was in Star Trek 1, no?

Come on Swisscnts, I gotta go to bed at some point.

Kate Bush aged badly.

BLOW THIS HORN. SPIT ON IT FIRST.

This is amazing

Despite myself, I've voted.

No mate, that's the girl from Finland.

Finland to win, challenged by Germany, Malta, Denmark, Iceland and Spain. Nul points for Portugal.

I like it that the glamourous lasses have squeezed into glamourous evening dresses, except for Swiss Edith Bowman in her cardy.

HOOTER