Vacamion
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Everything posted by Vacamion
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Honest, most 52 year olds I know would have a little bit of piss coming out as they descended on them ropes.
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52? What, in dog years?
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He genuinely looks like the prossie from the film 1984.
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As they say in Glasgow, you would go in as a tattie and come out as chips.
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BLOOD PRESSURE NOT HELSINKING.
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Norton has prepped us for something special, and it doesn't disappoint.
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Bit pitchy, pal.
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Costumes so tight you could see their Latvias.
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That only makes me more inclined to vote for them*. *And freeing the herb.
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We need to find another sarky Irishman, to ensure the succession, in case Norton throws a seven before next year's ESC.
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Sorry, I like this.
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Not sure which I would go back in time to kill, tbqh.
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This could have been a perfume advert.
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I like this, but only because Radio 2 have played it at me incessantly against my will for a month.
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If they had any one liners that were golden they would hoard them for the Nazis.
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Did Norton say "Teenage Maggie Thatcher" to quell the nation's post-Spain excitement?
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No. This is not it.
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I didn't see the semis. Seeing one tonight.
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No, mum, I won't go to bed.
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I don't care about the politics, that was shite.
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If you pop a crisp bag in the audience, 7 special agents will jump you.
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Well, Rick Parfitt has certainly branched out...
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C'est John McGinn in a dress.
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Alright, Norwegian Shakera.
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If Israel's performance goes off without any trouble the security lads will be opening a big can of Phew! cola.
