Vacamion

As I've said before, he looks like a troubled child who sees dead people.

What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given the world. Culture. Sophistication. Genius. A little bit more than a hot dog.

Arsenal will be breaking out the team selfie at half time.

I thought the MOTD highlights also showcased Harry Winks' remarkable talent for being shoved off the ball like an 11 year old girl trying to body check The Rock, before walking towards the attack on our goal.

The Sunday Times marks out of 10 gave El Khannouss less than Ayew and the same as BDCR. I know that the reporter is probably concentrating on Everton, but that seems unfair.

Man United are weak and there for the taking. Unfortunately, we are weaker, and there for the takinger.

I'm in a pub in Glasgow that just went up when Ireland scored. Not too hopeful I'm going to have something to shout about.

Well done The Times for running an article this morning - "will Southampton fall below Derby's record?"

I think consolation beer and curry is in order. I may die weighing 84 stone at this rate.

First half, we made Everton, bloody Everton, look top class. Jesus, that display would have made Evington look top class. Centre backs had a nightmare. They didn't try, they couldn't keep up and when it went past them they gave up. Just awful. Our next clean sheet may be in September.

5-4, we're gonna win 5-4....

What's the earliest goal we've ever conceded? I remember one away (Watford?) years ago. Today has to be up there.

Me, at 14:59: Well, I'm full of optimism after the spirit shown last week. We might well take a big step on the way to safety... Me at 15:00:11: Good Lord Vesty's nonchalance for that first goal was pretty unforgiveable. No bite, no fight, defence is shite.

But apart from that, how was your visit to the theatre, Mrs Lincoln

Not sure I would swap our last few years for Wood's.

Lamptey of a few years ago - Mustard. Lamptey now - Musty. Don't buy him.

I think Italy and Scotland might have the nous or the invention to score against France. Wales have repeatedly chucked it sideways with little gain a few times them kicked it to the oppositon. It's not great to see.

Would like Wales to break their duck here, but they have the stink of a Wooden Spoon about them.

Was that not forward?

Oh FFS Villa

Agent McGinn with the assist

Neil Lennon giving it "Austin Villa"

It would be quite amusing if The Beggars get a record shafting tonight.

You've probably hurt Woyo's feelings with this post.

Top standing in the background, welling up, whilst the lawyer reads out the statement is pretty hard to watch.