Vacamion

If you were a Man United fan (shudder) you'd be furious with whatever this is.

If Spurs are going to win it, then I suppose a scrappy Luke Shaw og is the way. Winning stuff with an absolute worldie from 30 yards isn't for everyone.

It's an utter shitgoal.

[Inserts compulsory joke for these occasions] "I really don't like their fans, the cockney tossers. And I don't like Spurs fans, either."

It's the choice between shit on toast and dog's doing in your porridge, but if I absolutely had to make a choice that wasn't "Giant Meteor Crash" on Bilbao, the comedy outcome is Spurs continuing trophy-less for another year.

Turned on the phone this lunchtime. Good Lord.

Me, most of this season: I want a BBC headline showing an announcement about Leicester City showing the LCFC corner flag. Me, today: No, not like that

The recent form table will have Leicester City above Liverpool

Age and money, yes, I agree it weighs against him, but weirdly, because he always looks mardy and he can't smile properly, it has always looked like he hates being on the the pitch and can't be arsed. This causes him to be given even less leeway with those watching. FWIW, I agree with those who suggest he'll be a decent asset in the Championship.

With the caveat that the UK has done shit my whole adult life, whatever the voting system, the very idea of the 20 votes thing sucks. [Edit, and the additional caveat that weird shit stuff has won previously, too] If anyone can explain to me the rationale for 20 votes per caller existing, in terms other than more money for the organisers, fire away, I'm all ears.

Can't believe I stayed up for this dreck.

We should bomb Austria.

How do Albania outperform Denmark like that in that vote?

Italy and Austria would have been in my bottom five. The Jury system sucks.

Aussies bowling it down the leg side, there.

I'm going to boycott Guinness. Next year....

It was friggin awful. Amazing if it wins.

2 points, Ireland ? Revoke the Good Friday agreement.

Bravo, little mouse

Allez vous enculez, la France.

How is that gimp from Austria getting so many top jury votes?

SHOCKED San Marino gave Italy 12 points

POINTS !!!!

Nul points on the cards again, then.

Ingrid was in Star Trek 1, no?