Vacamion

Not a chance. I think he clings on til he's shoved.

The least surprising relegation ever. Not with a bang, with a whimper.

Are we playing for a point?

Steven Jefferson is deffo away somewhere else having it away.

Luke putting a shift in. Just there he was trying to take a throw in and no one showing for him. You could see him mouth the word "move".

The telly repeatedly showing the Vardy screamer against Liverpool in 2016 is rubbing it in, a bit.

Leicester City 8/1 against, in a two horse race, at home. Bookies know what's about to happen.

It was a filthy tackle, nowhere near the ball, and put his opponent in danger of a bad injury. I'm ok with that as a red.

After struggling a little with training over recent weeks, l did the Monklands Half Marathon this morning. There weren't really many fun runners. Instead, there were plenty of club runners who hared off at the start. I finished 3rd last, (someone has to ) in 2hr 39m, some 17 minutes behind my last finish there in 2019.

He looked bright but he was bossed about a bit by Hamza. He'll be a good player for us if he stays injury free.

Hamza on top, so far.

That concession was Leicester-esque.

I miss the times when we had a sprinkling of local lads in the side.

Could have won that

The best thing about a borefest Manchester Derby is that it means that Drury has only screamed a name two or three times all match, and even then only in half-stangulated near chance mode, and also that Gary Neville hasn't had the chance to do that Jimmy Savile gargle noise he makes. It's almost been like snooker commentary at times.

This is fairly boring.

The Best Scouse Cheerleader Award. The Spurs Medal of Distinction for Actually Losing To [Waves Vaguely] This. Best Managerial Rollneck Sweater. The Bouba Soumaré Jogging Whilst Shrugging Prize. Ex-Spurs Midfielder of The Season.

Three left backs in the starting XI, an early concession due to a brain fart, "brave" containment for 20 minutes, Zero XG, Ayew and Bobby DCR as subs second half, 0.01 XG, empty stands, heavy defeat, booing. We've seen this movie.

Alright, James Maddison, keep yer hair on.

My favourite bit was when we were losing 2-0, parked the bus, swapped attackers for midfielders and defenders and had no attacking threat second half. That was a hoot.

I don't want to be a Percy Pessimist, but I think we might be in a little bit of relegation trouble.

Almost got a frisson out of that botched attack.

Oscar Bobb versus Utter Bob.

If this had been Main Sequence Man City instead of this season's Diet Man City, we'd have conceded a lot more. As it is, with us presenting next to zero threat, they are happy to keep possession and have the occasional go. It's just awful.

Now That's What I Call Very Loud Screaming Vol II