Vacamion

How come he is Seemon Gravess and not Simon Graves

Wondering what Cooper was saying to Ndidi to make a difference after that injury/drinks break.

Gerry calling him "Dakker". Good to be back.

Monetising everything is a sad fact of modern life, but TEN of the King's pounds? For a pre-season game at Shrewsbury? With Ward in goal? Seems like a misjudgement of the value, or a pisstake. Not great.

I went for an overdue eye test today, and I've been putting off getting varifocals the last couple of times, but today was the day that I finally succumbed. I've been roughly rodgered, wallet-wise, and I feel another giant step closer to The Reaper's grasp. Marvellous.

Can I just say that I've never watched Strictly*, and I feel completely vindicated, now it's come out that they mistreated their contestants. *ok, it's because I think it's a pile of turd, rather than any moral scruples on my part, but still...

Yes, they would own and be able to use as they pleased everything that was created, and when it was called out, they denied it at first.

The photoshopping App I've been using for years is no more. I just found out Adobe turned off Photoshop Mix for Android on 04 June this year. The bright spark in a crap suit with drainpipe legs and no socks who decided this, might live in hope that this will drive punters to their Photoshop Express App which is a subscription and just doesn't have the functionality that Mix had. Well, not a chance. Never. They can make love to themselves backwards with broken bottles. In Scunthorpe.

The thing is, you can do well and win trophies playing for the Old Firm, but two crap games and the swivel eyed nutjobs that obsess about their club will turn on you. Remember that Celtic are the fanbase that were throwing fencing about and threating their own people under Neil Lennon's tenure, because they weren't top of the league a couple of seasons back. It could work, but it could also turn very, very sour.

The new Red Dwarf has a surprising choice of actor playing Holly

Given that the nation spent years lionising the achievements of Bobby Robson in 1990 and Terry Venables in 1996, Southgate deserves great credit. It was often fairly dull defensive stuff, and we didn't take important games by the scruff of the neck when we could have, but in time he'll be remembered in the same bracket. Regrettably, I doubt we will do any better in tournaments to come. It really is the impossible job.

If he's picking on form, or level they are playing at, or condition, these guys were correctly excluded.

Good: Pickford, Shaw (til he ran out of gas), Saka (who had a good tournament), Guehi, Stones, the subs. Meh: Rice, Mainoo, whoever else I haven't mentioned. Not good: Bellingham (who, over the whole tournament, played one great half and scored a worldie then took July fortnight off, and today tried some disgraceful chucking himself to the floor in agony ), Foden (who had half a good game against the Dutch but not much more), Walker. Awful: Kane - Retire right now you hoss faced trophyphobic flat track bully.

Come on lads, if we's spawned that, Kane ought to have been (if he had an ounce of self knowledge) embarrassed to lift the trophy. If/ When we eventually win a trophy (probably long after I've snuffed it) it will be all the sweeter.

Spain were better than us. They were better than everyone. Fair play.

People in 2072: 106 years of hurt

Loving the hubris of olé at 1-0.

Pickford earning his corn, three times. Fair play.

Bellingham is annoying me, now.

Keeping Kane on despite the evidence is EXACTLY what Southgate has done in previous tournaments, to our detriment. Can he learn?

Shaw brilliant. Defence good generally. Kane has not produced much and is on a yellow and so needs to be hooked earlier than usual.

Protesting that Kung Fu as a yellow

We are gerrin it forward a fair bit.

Need Cucurella to have the sort of nightmare game we have seen him have in the Prem.

Not a fan of all this sentimental birthday card pish.