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Right Villa, get one back and Everton will be well rattled.

Typical.

He spaffed posession a few times, too, including before the first Palace goal.

As well as the offside overturned, there were a good number of fouls not given. Faes kicked in the head Ndidi flattened in midfield And what sort of a ref body checks a player ? Wasn't impressed with the officiating.

Was that 1st Palace goal non euclidian geometry? Anyway, a bit of a lack of ambition and we've chucked 2 points away.

The Crystal Palace bench looked haunted. There was an ethereal presence shimmering in bright light over Glasner's shoulder. Then I realised it was Will Hughes.

If Goodnight is injured, what's he doing on the subs bench?

9 pages of match thread in half an hour is up there with the most negative reactions to a selection this site has seen.

No. Should do, in the circumstances.

As a regular 3am pisser in his 50s, I've sponsored this endeavour. Good on ya, @Claudio Fannieri that's great work.

Suddenly, Scotland's performance doesn't seem so abject.

Hossfaced Killer.

"Admitted that they failed to ensure their players did not behave in an improper way" Awfully clumsy phrasing. I read it as "yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but not proper".

I've just watched the Aussie blind girls 3rd XI (ok I'd heard of about half of them) utterly pump Scotland. Still, it was sunny (yes even in Scotland) and I had lager.

To "The Campdown Races" The Premier League tried taking our points, Doo dah, doo dah, But they wrote the rules after smoking joints, Doo dah, doo dah dey.

To Everton and Forest: Doo wah diddy, diddy dum, diddy doo No deduction here, but there will be for you

They just read out the Premier League's statement on SSN and it seems that they are going to look at the rules, but not this case. So it looks like case closed.

So Brendan repeatedly picking Ward and also selecting a defence with Amartey and Ndidi, was a masterclass, after all? Wow.

"She's turned the weans against us" and the "Ooooft" meme have been unusually long lasting because they hit the spot. But yeah, the vast majority of his output, I could live without.

Oh Thüringen. I may never* eat one of your delicious Bratwursts again. *ok, I will, but still....

If he was Patson-ing away chances in front of goal, or being ran past and looking unfit, I might be able to agree. But he wasn't. He was in the game about as much as he could be in the game, with that horrendous defensive set-up. @Paninistickers I have a feeling that Jamie Vardy might make you live to regret having posted this.

That's such a shame. 39 is no age at all - he's only a couple of years older than a bloke playing for us today.

When we play them, I want our lads to take turns in roughing Haaland up. Kick him, arrive late in the tackle, block him, pull him back. Because if you let him play, he does that.

Skipp's tackle wasn't a foul, let alone a yellow, and the fact that Villa scored a training ground special from it, made it hurt even more.

Villa were better and deserved it. First 75 minutes, the ref got more touches than Vardy. Good late effort, and you have to question why Mav and Goodnight don't start.