Vacamion

What was Fury pissing about at there.

Has Fury got his shorts pulled up to his armpits? He's like Wilf from the Bash Street Kids.

Was that Leiv Schreiber?

After all this build up I would quite like a 35 second fight.

More build up than a 1980s betamax porno.

I'd rather listen to Cilla Black farting The Wurzels out of tune than this abomination.

The saudi national anthem is missing bone saw noises.

Just frigging get frigging on with frigging it.

I'm watching both games tonight and Gordon Brown actually is there. TV cameras just showed him, or some old tramp-a-like. Much tighter game than at St Mary's - just gone to extra time, 3-3 on aggregate.

Love this

Seeing as Sunak is at St Mary's, I wonder if Gordon Brown (Raith Rovers fan) is at Starks Park for another play off semi final that is going on this evening.

I live here and I did *not* know, til I just looked it up, that Russell Martin has 29 Scotland caps.

That was rightly called in commentary as a dive - why no no booking, though?

Wagner incredibly matey and smiley after what just happened to his team. Weird.

Hull might have given Leeds more of a game.

How long was that ball in the air? Keeper has to come for that. Poor.

Refs being fairly laissez-faire with tackles, trying to let the gane flow so far.

Fireworks started going off around Glasgow already. Celtic need a point, are 5-0 up with a few minutes left. The lowest of bars for Brendan to get over, but he did so.

I want a 6-0 Newcastle win, it to rain heavily again and flood their crumbling stadium and Ineos to announce at full time that they've changed their mind and are buying Reading FC instead.

I once stayed in a hotel in Berlin around the corner from a place called "Sex Maze" with blackened out windows and a sign reminding passers by that Friday is Bi-Day. I think it was more likely the sex maze type stuff than the German sense of order that attracted the late greased-up muscle-laden variety entertainers to the Fatherland.

Gwon Villa lads, fight, fight fight (each other)

This is crap VAR-ing.

17 quid for a GLASS of wine? I want to get off this planet.

Never, you chancer.

This game ending 0-0, then both second legs ending 0-0 and going to penalties, might kill the format.