Vacamion

Southgate's teams sit back and try and protect leads, trying to pass, pass, pass. Croatia and Italy beat us doing it in vital games. Doing it against Serbia who were there for the taking doesn't look great.

That was pretty rank after 30 minutes and people singing "it's coming home" are counting chickens that aren't yet apparent.

The pundits are going to toss over this half, but Kane hasn't had a sniff, Foden's been largely anonymous and I'm not sure Alexander-Arnold is adding too much in midfield. We are only one goal ahead and the Serbs have finished stronger. Need more.

Nobody knows

Sees Vestergaard running through treacle. Ah, there we are, again.

Was the Slovenia coach just caught sniffing his fingers, Jogi Löw-style?

Oliver seems to be a fussy ref who isn't letting the game flow.

Berlin is the first game of the tournament so far, where the word at the side of the ground to say which city they are in, is the same as the local German word.

Modric has looked 38 his whole career

It feels like the ref isn't blowing for tugs and kicks against Hungarians, but is blowing for fouls on the Swiss.

You can still win this, lads

Woke Mike Dean. And who needs that?

And now the Fünf begins

Fair play - McCoist has analysed this all with great neurality and his typical admiration for great play.

Possible Scottish Sun headlines tomorrow: The Wurst Hun-believeable and Herr-ible A Drei Ride (if it stays 3-0) Kraut-thought and Kraut-played

Souness making no effort to pronounce Gundogan and Kroos.

If only there was a German word for all this enjoyment of others' misfortune

So what's the betting on the margin of victory? I'm going 6-0.

That's what VAR is for. It's indisputable.

Che Adams hasn't had a sniff, has he?

I've lived up here for decades as a proud Englishman and if you allow yourself to get wound up by the imbalance in who supports whom, you'll have a heart attack when you find out which team's games are pumped free to air into Scottish homes, which league gets all the money and coverage and which National side gets massively more coverage, even on Scottish telly. Hence this

My timeline is just full of middle age exhibitionists in their cosplay skirts having drunken lairy fun in a German Platz. Even if they lose every game, they are going to have a great time. Shame a lot of them won't remember it.

Scotland doing a rain dance...

Go nuts batting, now, lads. Really interested to see how quickly this gets knocked off. In theory could be 5 or 6 overs or fewer.

Scotland perhaps need to up it against the Aussies after all...