Nick

I have a leicester loo... It has a few Scarves hanging up and a large metal club crest and a Leicester City gin bottle light and the odd framed picture.

LB, CB, Striker. I'd also say manager but we don't need one in January, we need one in November.

I think it’ll take until Xmas for us to sack him. The next 3 are Chelsea, Brentford and Brighton and I think it likely we lose all of them which takes us to Dec 8th and being in the bottom 3.

Perhaps our saving grace will be that Everton, Palace and West Ham also have a difficult fixture list ahead.

Correct.

Hey Strider, I don't think we are a featured Sky game on sky sports on Sunday mate.

Shouldn't have even been prosecuted. I'd have preferred it if Police and CPS decided it wasn't in the public interest. Shame the guy had to pay fifty quid to his victim but please he got a con dis.

Not quite the priority in this side I'd say.

I’ve just sodded them off after 13 years. I sent the stuff back and the woman at the post office counter advised keeping my receipt of postage as they are getting stuff sent back in their droves and can’t handle the returns of sky tech.

The first of a few.

I agree but I’d take a sock puppet right now over Cooper.

Finally, a team selection that's not bonkers. I might have to stop using Coward as Coopers christian name.

I still think that we should use JJ on the left and Ricardo on the right. I know it’s not JJ’s preferred position but he can play there at this level.

And mine.

I'm not gonna lie, I thought this thread was great and the original post made me laugh as it was so out of context... but then I just looked in and re-read it. I firstly read Massive Spanner and saw the image but then thought it read 'Sony Walkman for sale'... I just checked in on the thread and realised the walkman was 'for scale'. I have to be honest, I prefer my original take on the thread as I thought it was quite an ingenious way of attracting peoples attention to a sale item through a clickbait approach.

I keep getting corrected/interrupted by people when speaking about 'other European countries' to be told "We are not European, we left Europe." Unbelievable Jeff.

This may sound a bit ridiculous but I wrote him off following the pre-season team selections. He's won 13 out of 60 odd Premier League games and he might fluke another win against Southampton but he's not the right fit in my opinion. Nice guy but when the players don't believe in what they are doing (unlike with Maresca) it never works long-term and I don't believe they do. He's already done here in my opinion it's just a waiting game for the board to see it and act which I doubt will be anytime soon but hey ho. And I couldn't care less that he managed Forest. Love for him to prove me wrong.

I read all the books so have a soft spot for indulging this on Apple TV.

I struggled to get into the first episode and turned it off three quarters of the way through. It felt slow, like we knew what happens in the end and all the characters were unlikeable... I just couldn't bring myself to invest time in it.

But I've just put him in my fantasy team for the next three games. Can I upgrade him to business class or anything?

Or Puel

Get him gone, please Top.

I had a dream a few years ago that I was being attacked by spiders and bitten... strange as I'm not really too bothered about them. When I woke up I had around six or seven decent sized spiders squashed on my chest which I'd done with my hands when I looked at my palms. Sleep tight peeps.

Has Cooper's daughter been mentioned at all?