Tabou

I have spent ages (literally like, 14 minutes) looking at cottages/log cabins in the Lake District for October 11th-15th. There are literally so many to choose from, but that's the problem! Does anyone have any recommendations? Somewhere nice, bonus if it is right on the lake, with lots of walking/biking nearby? Thanks in advance!

Do you have one for sale on ebay, then? "The Times...Best film by far, 5 stars" "Independant...great watch for all the family" "Criagadams22...10 out of 10 must buy" I'm sold!

Are you related to Alan Johnson?

A good single malt rarely burns....

Laphroaig is the future of Whisky's. If you're buying some, get me some too.

Same. Smuts, hook me up.

Estate Agency here you come! My little brother is doing Business Management and Marketing at Nottingham Trent, he's on his placement in Leeds at the minuite. Nah, good on you. try hard. Don't get a disease or liver failure.

I'm not trawling through pages to find out so I'll ask anyway... What subject are you going to study at Uni? Something worthwhile!?

I have my first ever eye test tomorrow. I imagine it to be much like this.

Christ. I've drank 10 bottles of Kingfisher, absolutely raped a curry and am now drinkng my house dry of spirits, but still nothing. I want to be where you are.

Jools Holland and his magnificent programme of joyful tunes. Eric Mongrain FTW

Working from "home" on a Friday at 1.30pm.... By "home", I mean "The Woodies"...

Just had this text and p*ssed myself... "In 2010, the Government will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when I thought of losing you, Be strong. Take your crayons."

I hit a fox once, but didn't kill it. Stopped the car to see how it was, and the poor little bugger was in agony, so I put it out of it's misery. with a 'Private. no trespassing' wooden sign. The noise that made haunts me.

My neighbours Pussy was so frightened by them it nearly died. I am aware of what I just said.