skinnydipper

Watched Shutter Island yesterday. Like Di Caprio as an actor. Enjoyed it despite not having a clue about the ending.

A modern cinema great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE&feature=related

The word "gel"

Thats very true. We've just been so crap in the CC for so long

That statue in town to mark Leicester as a city of sport, the one with the footballer, the cricketer and the rugby player. Well someone ought to hacksaw off the cricketer and sell it off for scrap!

From an e-mail sent to me; Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. Husband's Diary: Wonder if we'll get Maynard?

Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm so the two decide to go to the doctors to find out why. After a number of tests and questions the doctor suggests that Paddy's wife may be overheating during sex. Paddy refuses to buy a fan so he decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex. After 20 minutes of wafting, still no orgasm so his mate suggests a swap. " I'll shag her and you waft the towel". Paddy agrees and within seconds Paddy's wife is screaming in pleasure and has the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns to his friend with a big smile and says ... " and that my old son is how you waft a feckin towel"

The Missus came home the other day and accused me of stealing her underwear. I almost shat her pants

I should have posted that in the Maynard thread to aid the push towards 200 pages of drivel

Well remembered

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Do you mean right now? If so I'm watching the monitor of my p.c. I imagine that applies to most who post in this thread unlesss they are multi-tasking by posting whilst watching telly.

This is the funniest book about golf ever written. It will have you laughing out loud

Think that's written by the same author who wrote this which is in itself a very good read. currently reading this

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said.... 'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.' The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death?..

A man was walking along the road, when he heard chanting coming from behind a tall wooden fence. "13 13 13 13 13 13," the people were saying. "13 13 13 13 13 13," they were getting louder. Intrigued, the man tried to see over the fence, but it was too high. "13 13 13." The people had speeded up. "13 13 13." The man was now desperate to see what was happening. "13 13 13." There, a small knot hole. "13 13 13." The man pushed his face against the fence, and looked through the hole. "13 13 13." Then a finger poked him in the eye! "14 14 14 14 14 14."

Apparently posted in the personal column in The Canberra Times WANTED A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1,3, and 5.

Zingari reminded me that it was the Prohibition in my day, but that's a few decades ago

I went in there about 25 years ago and was more studenty then. Was expensive though. Not when I went in there. Perhaps they followed you in after you registered on their gaydar Edit; But having just re-read my previous post perhaps it was

Was in there one New Years Eve with my girlfriend. I offered to get her a drink and joined the crush for the bar. I thought that she was behind me and reached back to stroke her leg. After doing this for 20 seconds or so I looked over my shoulder to see my girlfriend stood about 20 feet away. The leg I had been stroking was a blokes .... and he never said a word.

The Prohibition.That's it. I had some glorious failures in there Do you prefer nooks and grannies? I thought Lee Circle one was Harveys or was that near the bus station? Not a nightclub but also used to go to The Helsinki

What was the one that used to be at the bottom of New Walk circa 1982-1984 that had 3or 4 floors and lots of nooks and crannies? Got some good memories of that place and the big one in Lee Circle.