ROB-THE-BLUE

Got a lethal shot on him Edit - wrong brother

Nah that was Sergio Hellings

At least we didn't go down though

It could potentially be a Collymore kind of signing, just needs the love and an arm around the shoulder

Ryan McGivern

Errrr Galatasaray aren't Greek

About £4 at Starbucks usually

Our first Brazilian

Why? I would have said the complete opposite

You'd have loved Gavin Ward then

Everyone c**t and his dog knows that's exactly what will happen.

This is rumbling like the summer we got Kante, he was desperate to join Marseille... We're we're winning the league with Soule

Take the money! He's not THAT good at shot stopping and we're not likely to play out from the back as religiously under Cooper.

Emile 'Eskey

Mads possibly? Crank that price tag right up!

Thank you all so much. Firstly for all the sensible ideas and approaches. I've sat on it for today and read all of the replies and private messages. Secondly, for so much goodwill and no negativity at all, which at the minute means a hell of a lot. I'm going to follow up with a few of these ideas over the next few days and hopefully get some kind of plan in place. Still very open to more advice if anyone else has any thoughts. Thank you again x

Guys, advice if I may? I've had a couple of years of bad luck (illness, injury and car repairs) and obviously the cost of living hasn't helped. I'm drowning in debt. What I earn in a month from 2 jobs doesn't cover what I need mainly because of loan and car finance repayments resulting from my marriage separation and being lumbered with everything in my name as well as keeping up with my parental duties. I'm not shirking my responsibilities or trying to get sympathy... But I cannot carry on like this. I've nearly maxed out my credit card and next month will be no easier. I did an online thing on Stepchange and after filling in all my details, it suggested bankruptcy was my best option. It terrified me. Would it be THAT bad? I'm not likely to ever have a mortgage anyway so that's not an issue... But what would the ramifications be? Will I literally have bailiffs coming to take my daughter's TV etc?? Has anyone been through this? Any help or advice would be massively appreciated. I know some people will say I've brought stuff on myself, and you're right... But trust me, I wouldn't be writing all this if I wasn't at a point where I need some guidance. Much love all

Full of shit

E) Gerrimin

He's going Rome, he's going Rome, he's going.. Soule's going Rome

Pogba.

Makes me feel sick saying it, but the new Leeds shirt is a belter

Surgeons can do amazing things these days

His hair

Kasey McAteer