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Guys, Faes is playing in the 10:30am squad.... why are we not all out dancing in the ****ing streets?

45 each hopefully. Nelson has had the odd niggle this pre-season and given his history I imgine we are being careful.

Even £5-10 covers costs and would have been accepted by fans

Wonder if they might cancel the Fiorentina game or make some shit up about it needing to be behind closed doors. They're going to make a loss on it because they opened the whole ground up for some unknown reason, now it's too late to go back on that they're stuck!

It’s not been released because they got rumbled and now they’re scrambling to find a solution/make kbet look more legit.

Sausage

This is a joke right?

Strikes me as Broja without quavers for legs.

Seen him in a few other videos to be fair.

Just popped this in the pre-season thread, but Mads isn't one of the four goalkeepers being worked during the split shooting drills. Wonder if this West Ham move is progressing?

None of the four goalkeepers on display there were Mads. Wonder if the West Ham move is progressing?

We've done it many many times, particularly under pearson.

*being an idiot

No, and that's why Norwich have been in the Championship for 4 seasons.

Don't worry Rehan is going to go out there and take another 5 for, whilst Pant smacks Dawson about on one leg.....

Yep! Liverpool are building a side that could just win everything for the next 4 or 5 years! Newcastle now need two strikers as a priority.... you know what I wouldn't be surprised to see JV there if he's still not taken towards the start of the season.

Isaak not travelled to Asia with Newcastle.... "Minor Thigh Injury"... why is it always the thigh they make up? They've had an absolute shocker this summer, hard to know who to blame really. Eddie hates DOF's so again they don't currently have one because he keeps falling out with them, but then gets angry when they don't sign players quickly. Seems the one player he wants is a goalkeeper despite for about the 4th year running desperately needing to create a squad rather than flog 15 or 16 players to within an inch of their life They're off to Asia with no striker, which isn't exactly the ideal start to a Champions League season!

Schlupp in at Norwich

You won't be allowed these, but it's my favourite time of year to see what has been banned. Such as.... Free Palacestine and Black Lives Madders

Koln home and away kit are variations of Red. So will be back in the training kit for that!

In fairness, spending a couple of years at City's academy and then, as someone eligable as a French national, getting the chance to play first team football for a Europa League side in France isn't exactly the most terrible use of 3 years is it?

Was about to say the same, there was a few 'subs' for each side so may have just been on the side, or being managed/doing some recovery work indoors.

But even sub opportunities were minimal as we sent him to a gaffer who had made about 1 sub a game and when he does usually with a few minutes to go

I think a lot of potential Rangers rumours have died down since Martin got the job. JV was pretty much signed and sealed and that's gone quiet, now Coady too. I'd imagine he's probably got his own targets.