HitchinFox

Encouraging if true. Sheff W were a basket case when Röhl took them over. He then somehow kept them up and has transformed them into a decent footballing team. Granted, they've lost more games than won this season, but looking at the dreadful squad they have, him overseeing a push at play offs (until recent weeks) is a decent effort.

There's a chant in there somewhere...

He really is.

We might finish below Ipswich this season, but at least we don't have a League One pre-game routine with a stadium announcer called Dave shouting "who are they" to try and get people going...

A heartfelt plea to anyone still at KP – please leave. Go home. Send a message.

Smudge can go and f**k himself too.

Looking at the website, I don't think I've seen that many unsold tickets on the morning of a league game for years (as in, in the Premier League), which is nice. Hopefully, the message is getting through.

So 50 games with that would give us a combined Xg of 1 - over the period of an entire season. I'm no data analyst, but I'm pretty sure that means we're not very good, yes?

So many jokes here about Tena pads and a leaky defence.

The only reason it doesn't work is that Rudkin keeps calling his own mobile phone number and can't figure out why the DoF at Leuven is always engaged.

Judging by Man City's second goal tonight, he's already started coaching Mads.

That's a record. 1-0 down when I was still fumbling around to find a stream. Won't bother now. Night all.

Granted, the lap of honour after the last home game will be a challenging w*nk even for the likes of Cliff Gineta*. * I only misspell his name as I've been reliably told he hates it when people do that.

In my mind, we've been down since 22 December, when we lost 0-3 at home to Wolves. And I have been consistently saying that. Before they played us, Wolves had just sacked O'Neill (after the game before us, Ipswich at home). So that was our chance to turn things around, get 3 points, hit Wolves' confidence and to really put them in the s**t with us and Ipswich. We f**ed it massively and gave them a bounce. The boost they got from beating us then saw them go get 4 points in their next two games against Man U and Spurs. I think those two games would've been very different had they lost to us. Meanwhile, we played Liverpool and Man C. Obviously got nothing. In real terms, that little "three-game season" potentially meant a 10 point difference. It defined and sealed our fate – and theirs. Even if all the other results had been exactly same since 22 December, Wolves would now be sitting on 22 points (including today's win) and we'd be on 20.