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All Leicester tie for Selby v Woollaston.

I was looking at the past winners earlier. Sergio in 2017 feels really recent, whilst Danny Willett seems a lifetime ago but it was only a year before.

Finally!

Great shot from Rory. Don't trust him to sink it though.

Ffs Rory! I need to go bed at some point

Oh dear.

Why did The Chuckle Brothers never have kids? Because Barry had a vasectomy and Paul had a vasectoyou.

Does Raducanu need a coach? She didn't really have one during the US Open win, just her childhood tennis coach. She's tried various different coaches and struggled with form and fitness, until now where she's put together her best run of results, and she currently coachless. Maybe to much outside noise muddles things up for her and she just better working things out on her own.

Thanks for advice. I'm hoping I can still eat egg and cheese. Can't lose all the fun food if I'm probably losing sweet treats.

I find there's so much conflicting information, because you're saying no cheese and eggs, other places saying they are fine.

Been in hospital since Friday. I feel fine but my blood sugars and ketones are high. Dr's suspect I have type 1 diabetes, so just trying to get the levels under control. Frustratingly they can't get the levels down at the minute so hopefully nothing else is wrong, hoping to escape today, but feeling unlikely. Once I'm out it's a total lifestyle change. I try and watch what I eat, but the constant check of blood sugar levels and the regimented meal times is going to be tough to get used to.

BBC News - Former F1 boss and TV pundit Jordan dies aged 76 https://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/cq8y1335qlwo

Draper making quick work of this final v Rune.

There will be some full that he's too close the pitch and players might land on him if play continues.

Liverpool win lots, they won't go about a league cup win.

Come on Liverpool ffs. Can't be doing with Newcastle winning anything. Firstly success justifies their deplorable ownership and secondly we'll never hear the end of it.

Been mentioned already but Bob Mortimer. Impossible to hate the man, so many amazing and hilarious stories and his brain works in such a unique way.