27 feels like 35 outside over here. Been outside de-weeding and then played badminton on the driveway with the wife and kids.
I've got serious swass and a sweat streakfrom my forehead, down my chest, sack/crack and up the back.
Come inside and still haven't announced anyone. Ffs, these office types are lazy barstards.
Side note, anyone wanna buy my boxer briefs? Starting bid £10 plus international shipping.