Jattdogg

Am i the only one who uses toilet paper to flush? I also use paper towel to turn on/off the taps and unlock the door etc. I always keep tissue in my pockets specifically for toilet situations lol. I've resorted to using a receipt from my wallet to open a door if there was no paper towel after washing my hands. I then will find hand sanitizer if needed haha.

Had a wet dream last night about her didn't ya? Lol

Most men will say no but when push come to shove will look the other way and sort it out lol.

....But hey, epsteins friends aren't the problem at all...

Watch him score 20 goals this season (for us) now lol.

Waiting for the 'Leicester player with largest cock" thread.

Do the monks from the title winning season count?

Mark Schwarzer was 6'4".

We are accepting of jurassic park creatures like our beloved blowup Dinosaur. Talk about being an inclusive fan base.

I think emotionally, we all would take him back without a doubt. I am torn as he could probably help us but at the same time we really do need to move on and give someone else a go. He will always be one of the biggest legends at our club. If he doesn't find a club and signs on a free by X date (on the cheap wages wise) then I won't be upset about it.

I'm 45 and really hate voting as the options are between a bell end on the left or a bell end on the right. I also recognize that I should shutup and run for office if I have nothing better to say haha. So, bell end it is! Lol

Better than kbet!

Probably waiting for the intern to create LinkedIn profiles with Ai generated pics to make it seem more legit.

Reminds me of my first gf Palmela.

I got emailed today from lady with the last name Cifuentes. The heck are the chances of that?!?! Lol It's a sign of good times ahead!

Meanwhile... https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c628ek81dzno

Given we won the league, fa cup, made Europe and got relegated twice, waiting for PSR punishment, I'd say it's bollocks and just life evening itself out haha That said, I don't care for gold and prefer yellow. Would love to a yellow kit!

The type of site where you click a link and get chlamydia.

Astroglide is our new sponsor. Get fuked!

Redd Buhl

100 pages needed

I've just woke up. It's 818am here, clearly the announcement is for 9am EST.

That was so cringe and pathetic.

"Nobody can regrow an ear faster, cleaner or better than me, Nobody" Lol