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Timely reminder to never look right at a roundabout unless you are on the white line ( small rear ender i witnessed). Also a timely reminder that you should join a roundabout when the opportunity arises and not to wait until theres no veicles for 5 miles around. Otherwise you put yourself in danger of being rear ended! [Yes I know the guy driving into the back is at fault]

Busted. Grove Park Triangle. Leaving Tim Hortons I always turn right if theres no one else around. P.s. make sure you get a cardboard thingy for the coffee from there as its HOT.

If no one is around. No interference. Me complaining about drivers being in the wrong - perfectly fine if those drivers are causing problems with other road users. If theres other road users around then I wouldn't attempt it.

No other cars on the road = If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound 😝

I do a u turn if theres no oncoming traffic, one clean sweeping manouvre (and with an indicator👍)

Yesterday. M1 southbound. 4 lanes, lane 1 is now the exit for j21. And they are queuing/slow moving/stacked up. Car in lane 2. Moves across to lane 3 (now the middle lane). I was in lane 2 behind them. I'm coming off at j21 but using the second lane. I'm not going quick but the car in the middle lane is going slower then me and i'm gradually catching it up (not undertaking). There are now solid white hatched lines between lane 1 and lane 2. The car in the middle lane without indicating moves into my lane and then stops between my lane and the solid lines. They want to come off.🙄 My car flashes up a collision warning and starts to brake just as I react. I glance and see I had space to manouvre around them to avoid a collision. Needless to say they were completely oblivious to what danger they put themselves, me, and others in. I am ordering a dash cam today and will start to send recordings to the police because the level of driving in this country is getting out of hand.

Get a white tshirt with "w a n k 3 r s" written clearly on it. Walk to the front of the stand. The ban confirms point 2). 😉

Also that team had the joint best defence in the league. Just couldn't score goals.

When we had more then one ex Tottenham player in the squad. Think about it. They are known bottlers. It is in their DNA. Yet we have two of their youth products in our first team squad. WE ARE INFECTED.

https://www.northants.police.uk/news/northants/news/in-court/2026/april/suspended-sentence-for-careless-a43-collision-driver/ 😬. Some people. Jesus christ.

.... and getting spanked by the Nomads.

Joining the A46 from the A50 towards the M1 at 30mph. Whilst leaning over the passenger and looking at the passengers phone. Not speeding up, not slowing down, no indicator and driving straight onto the A46 with complete irrelevance if they were going to cause an accident. The accident was only avoided because a lorry driver had recognised the danger and slowed down (i was looking in my rear mirror). I was behind the car and had spotted what was happening so I went over the white lines way before the merging point. As did the car behind me. .... Then on the return journey, a car was reversing back up the slip road because the A46 was slighly congested. ... Import third world, get third world.

The Pineapple in Edgeley. 😬.

Completely agree. Looked like a great signing. Very unlucky with the injuries. One of those where you feel sorry for him.

So I have a lovely stone chip in the bodywork which needs repairing🙄. Does anyone recommend a company to use?

Completely agree. Making the race safer by making the obstacles smaller and reducing the distance by 1/4 mile means higher quality horses are entered. So the big yards/owners will dominate. As for the fences being made easier (height and stiffness), I Am Maximus would not have won the national if the changes hadn't been made. Its a glorified hurdle race in most parts.

I'm certainly not heinz.

Called it once. Calling it again.

#WhenTaken #763 (31.03.2026) I scored 879/1000🏆 1️⃣📍2.8 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200 2️⃣📍140 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇185/200 3️⃣📍12.6 km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥇186/200 4️⃣📍343 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈168/200 5️⃣📍918 km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈142/200 https://whentaken.com/ All the smart arses going for the actual capital and not the "perceived by many to be the capital" 🤣 🤦‍♂️

Wait until the day after easter monday.

Three altar boys line up for confession. The first one goes in and says, “Bless me, Father. I’ve committed an impure act with a girl classmate.” The priest asks, “Was it Bridget O’Flaherty?” The altar boy says, “ I can’t say, father.” The priest asks, “Was it Caroline Murphy?” The altar boy says, “Please don’t ask, father.” Then the priest asks, “Was it Jennifer Smith?” The altar boy says, “If I say who it is, father, she could get a reputation.” So the priest says, “Although what you did is wrong and sinful, it is decent of you to withhold her name. For penance, I want you to say two rosaries, and you can’t serve mass for a month.” Leaving the confessional, one of the other altar boys asks him, “What did you get?” And he replies, “A month off and three good leads!”

Can't use his sale to balance PSR because apparantly we already took a loan/downpayment of the expected amount with % of that amount going to the bank. Geniuses at this club.

I use brave browser and I can view the articles marked "premium"? Edit: As its a jokes thread: Pessimist: The glass is half empty… Optimist: The glass is half full. Journalist: You won’t BELIEVE what’s in this glass

People who pull over into a small gap between parked cars to allow oncoming traffic to pass..... when there are car(s) behind them who are then left with nowhere to go. People who see a car pulling into a gap and see that theres other cars behind them who cannot move out of the way.... and cannot apply simple logic and so carry on regardless and cause a gridlock. Ladies in SUVs who can't put their car through a gap which is 1.5m wider then their car. Actual quote - "I can't go any further because my sensor is telling me" as I look down the side of my car and see a big fxking gap. Oh and the first car which pulls in then refuses to move when the clever people understand the issue and flash them to come through. They were also female. Hmmm.

This weekend a complete bell end in a tesla decided it was my fault that he lacked the intelligence to work out what lane he needed to be in. It was my fault for being in the lane marked left (Cropston) and straight over (Leicester) when I was going to Leicester. It was my fault he needed to drive over the markings of his lane because he stil couldn't work out he was in the wrong lane.