Sharpe's Foxes Posted 15 February 2016 Posted 15 February 2016 Time to lighten the mood after the loss at Arsenal and to pass the time for the next two weeks. Feel free to add any improvements. To the tune of the Anfield Rap: Wes Morgan: Leicester City FC is hard as hell, United, Totenham, Arsenal, Watch my lips, and I will spell, 'cause they don't just play, but they can rap as well Kasper Schmeichel (whispers): Leicester City FC, Leicester City FC, Steve Walsh, Sr.: My idea was to build Leicester into your bastion of invincibility, you know like Chorus: aah ... aah ... aah...aah Steve Walsh Sr: had Napoleon had the idea he'd have conquered the bloody world Chorus: Walk on . .. walk on ... with hope .. . in your heart ... and you'll ne ... ver walk ... alone Shinji Okazaki: Alright Fuchs, Christian Fuchs: Sound as a pound Shinji Okazaki: Oi, Genki kai but there's nothing down Christian Fuchs: The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed, Fuchs & Okazaki: We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us Kasper Schmeichel (whispers): Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun I'm your goalie, the number one You can take the mick, don't call me a clown Any more lip and you're going down Shinji Okazaki: Alright Ace, we're great me and you Christian Fuchs: But the other lads don't talk like we do Shinji Okazaki: No they don't talk like we do, do they do ne Fuchs & Okazaki: We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah, eh Chorus + Shinji Okazaki: Walk on . .. walk on ... with hope .. . in your heart ... and you'll ne ... ver walk ... arone Wes Morgan: You two Jaustrians are always yapping, I'm gonna show you some serious rapping I come from Jamaica, my name is Wes Morgan-es When I do my thing the crowd go bananas Christian Fuchs: How's he doing the Jamaica rap? Shinji Okazaki: He's from just north of the Watford Gap Christian Fuchs: He gives us stick about the north/south divide Shinji Okazaki: 'cause they got fish & chips Fuchs & Okazaki: Yeah but we got the rides Jamie Vardy: Well I came to the Premier League looking for fame So come on Tinker man, give us a game 'cause I've sat on the bench paying my non league dues I'm very big down there, but I'd rather be with the blues Alan Smith: They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas They got more silver than Buckingham Palace No-one knows quite what to expect When the blue machine's in full effect Well Shinji Okazaki sure can rap It's about time he had a Japanese cap So come on Vahid Halihodzic, he's the man 'cause if anyone can, Oka can, Oka-can ... Oka-can ...Oka-can ...Oka-can ... Wes Morgan Leicester City FC is hard as hell, Steve Walsh Sr.: My idea was to build Leicester City up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody would have to submit. Give in, Give in, Give in N'Golo Kante & Riyad Mahrez: We're French Lads Ah Oui, en ce moment, And there's deux of us And only two of you So if you want no trouble And you don't want a slap You'd better teach us the King Power/Filbert Street rap Jeff Schlupp & Daniel Amartey: Dont forget us Ghanianas Robert Huth: And me the Berlin Wall, Huth There it is! Huth There it is! Huth There it is! Huth There it is! Danny Drinkwater: And I'm from Manchester mate so watch your game All: Well you two Jaustrians, you're always squaking But we'll just let our feet do the talking Shinji Okazaki: Our lads have come from all over the place Christian Fuchs: They talk dead funny, but they play dead great Shinji Okazaki: Well now we've gotta learn 'em to talk real cool Fuchs & Okazaki: The song you've gotta learn if you're living with RIII's ghoul Chorus: Walk on . .. walk on ... with hope .. . in your heart ... and you'll ne ... ver walk ... alone Shinji Okazaki: You'll never walk arone Alan Smith: Ho-ho my word That's unbelievable, it really is I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible What do you think Ranieri? Claudio Ranieri: Ah yeah!
Grewks Posted 15 February 2016 Posted 15 February 2016 You will never, ever, get back the time you have just wasted.
Sharpe's Foxes Posted 15 February 2016 Author Posted 15 February 2016 You will never, ever, get back the time you have just wasted. Perhaps. But then again 3500 posts is alot of time as well. Is it wasted?
Jordan Posted 16 February 2016 Posted 16 February 2016 This is a little wild but if City win the league, they have to do a rap song. It might even be non-negotiable that they do.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 16 February 2016 Posted 16 February 2016 I think he will walk alone
yorkie1999 Posted 16 February 2016 Posted 16 February 2016 After reading that i've decided to try and come up with worse liverpool song Outside morrissons i heard a foxite calling Bernie they have taken you away cos you pissed your fvckin pants when derby lost you danced singing oo r u oo r u eh low lie the fields of filbert way where once we watched stevie howard play (and could he leap) when the ball it struck his head and it landed in row zed Now bernies pants are doing a ballet.
Darkon84 Posted 16 February 2016 Posted 16 February 2016 I feel sorry for LL Cool J that the horrific Anfield rap, ripped off one of his tracks
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