Foxestalk Biscuit World Cup - Last 16 vote (Top Half)

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

Headlines from the Group Stage

 

• No-one likes Florentines
• Bourbon Cream powers through to last 16
• Custard Cream to face Rich Tea in 'bland off'
• Party Rings and Oreo are the victims in group of death
• Chocolate Digestive to enjoy home advantage against arch rival Digestive in potential tie of the round
• Dog Biscuit distraught at early exits and blames "obvious cat people bias"
• In its first statement since missing out on the finals, Jaffa Cakes claims "this is all bollock!"

 

This vote is for the top half of the draw for the last 16, with voting to close @23:59 on the 23 December (i.e. today). The vote for the bottom half of the draw will go live tomorrow. The full draw has been provided below. 

 

Top Half - last 16

 

Match 1) Gingernut vs Shortcake

Match 2) Bourbon Cream vs Shortbread Fingers

Match 3) Custard Cream vs Rich Tea

Match 4) Chocolate Chip Cookie vs Chocolate Fingers

 

 

Bottom Half - last 16

 

Match 1) Jammy Dodger vs Malted Milk

Match 2) Hobnob vs Chocolate Shortcake Rings

Match 3) Chocolate Hob Nob vs Viscount

Match 4) Chocolate Digestive vs Digestive 

Edited 23 December 2017 by DJ Barry Hammond

[Nalis]

Florentines are great, they just arent arent biscuits in my view.

 

The bottom half of the draw looks hellish compared to the top.

[Guest Col city fan]

How the fook have rich tea made it through to the last 16?

[Sir Shep]

Custard creams are disgusting! There I’ve said it 

[Mark_w]

Bourbons vs. Shortbread? How the f*** is anyone supposed to split them, and who on earth sorted the seeding out because that really ought to either be a semi-final or the final itself. Not good enough.

[Carl the Llama]

Chocolate chip cookie's score tells me you're all a bunch of boring bastards. It's the wonder wall of biscuits. 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

8 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Chocolate chip cookie's score tells me you're all a bunch of boring bastards. It's the wonder wall of biscuits. 

 

I’m surprised at its following, I thought more might rile against it, on account of questioning its status as a biscuit.

[Fox92]

Bourbon greatest biscuit

[Guest seanfox778]

I'm really disappointed in a lot of you! 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

 

Under two hours left on this one - but enough time for a deluge of closet Rich Tea fans to make a difference.

[Guest]

There's some weird people on here. How on earth diodes bourbon beat shortbread? And chocolate chip cookie is beating chocolate finger!!!???!!!

[Rogstanley]

Still don't know what shortcake is and how it differs from shortbread and I'm particularly concerned that the former seems to have made it through the group stages despite finishing 3rd! Fishy, very very fishy. 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

11 minutes ago, toddybad said:

There's some weird people on here. How on earth diodes bourbon beat shortbread? And chocolate chip cookie is beating chocolate finger!!!???!!!

 

Well given the number of uptight people on here, i’m not surprised they’ve not voted for a finger up the bum hole.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

2 minutes ago, Rogstanley said:

Still don't know what shortcake is and how it differs from shortbread and I'm particularly concerned that the former seems to have made it through the group stages despite finishing 3rd! Fishy, very very fishy.