If You Could

[Mark]

my feet to size 10 from 12 and im only 15

[Libertine]

Someone from my school is the same age and has size 15s.

[john_lcfc]

whats that meant to mean?

:S ???????????????

[Guest Gist]

whos that Lib? nice pic Mr C

[The People's Hero]

I'd probably stop my hairline from receding and get rid of the beer belly.

Having said that, the belly is the engine room.

I might only have a couple of inches but I've got nearly twelve stone to push the fuc ker in with.

[Cat Burger]

Gratuitous James.

[MC Prussian]

As of right now, I'm pretty satisfied with the way I look. I used to be much more "weird-looking" ten years ago or so. You should see my ID's picture (taken at the age of 16 or 17)... I looked horrible and when I think back, I felt pretty insecure and that manifested in a really bad taste for clothes and haircuts (and everything else as well).

But with time, I think I got more confident with myself and I learnt to live with the way I look like. You're always your best critic and although now, others may say that I look good or even "great", I remain much more humble in that matter.

It's just a shell, anyway.

[Cat Burger]

I'm fit and great and everthing but not perfect.

[fosse_no9]

Toss up between nose and arse (oooo)

Probably nose, because I'm lead to believe that you can lose excess fat by working out. (Don't work for me)

Why ? Its nice just the way it is

I'd like my feet to be slimmer (seriously I would !)

[Cat Burger]

NEW ONE:

Make myself really ugly so the little queer doesn't like me anymore.

[Guest]

My eyes so I didn't have to wear glasses.

Ditto

Laser eye correction - it's the future!

Not sure if this has done before...

One body part only.

If you dont mind give a reason as to why.

The whole lot.

[Katy]

Laser eye correction - it's the future!

The whole lot.

Now then you!

Theres plenty id change, im too chunky by far for starters. I like my eyes but even they dont work too well hence the need for annoying contact lenses!

Oh well.

[Guest]

If you can afford it - yes

Only because it was on monthly DD, interest-free at the time. Prices have come down a lot since I#ve had it done though. Cost from £595 per eye, over half the cost from when I had it done!

[cisono]

Only because it was on monthly DD, interest-free at the time. Prices have come down a lot since I#ve had it done though. Cost from £595 per eye, over half the cost from when I had it done!

I hear that it can go wrong though... a guy I know went to the surgery with just a minor "dark spot" in his field of visionand came out being able to see only with half of his eye

I also hear that the effects of the operation are not permanent and may last only 5 years (on average).

Have you had any ill effects from it at all?

[Cobbo]

Now then you!

Theres plenty id change, im too chunky by far for starters. I like my eyes but even they dont work too well hence the need for annoying contact lenses!

Oh well.

Now then you!

You're lovely in everyway.

[Guest]

I hear that it can go wrong though... a guy I know went to the surgery with just a minor "dark spot" in his field of visionand came out being able to see only with half of his eye

I also hear that the effects of the operation are not permanent and may last only 5 years (on average).

Have you had any ill effects from it at all?

Nope. It's all been hunky-dory so far, touch wood.

[Cobbo]

I hear that it can go wrong though... a guy I know went to the surgery with just a minor "dark spot" in his field of visionand came out being able to see only with half of his eye

I also hear that the effects of the operation are not permanent and may last only 5 years (on average).

Have you had any ill effects from it at all?

Nowt like making someone feel good about things

You're like Fox News