Create a new way to score a goal

[Elsie Effcee]

All ideas welcome  - 

* bouncing the ball on your head right up to a goal scoring position

* team carrying the lightest player with the ball held between his legs 

 

 

Edited 26 September 2024 by Elsie Effcee

[bovril]

Player picks up the ball and runs into the opposition goal holding it while one of his teammates puts his hands over the referee's eyes

[spacemunky]

Shinji it.

[boots60]

Affix the ball to your bootlaces & walk it in.

[bovril]

Lie on the ground and blow it in after somehow incapacitating the opposition XI

[Elsie Effcee]

Get into a tight scrum with the ball in the middle, if the opposition goalie tries to reach in, tread on his fingers, no-one will see!

[bovril]

I see Cooper has resorted to setting up accounts on Foxestalk for tactical ideas 

[Dan]

Takes penalty vs Daniel Ward

[jammie82uk]

You are all missing it, Cooper don’t want to score, he just wants to not concede, we only need 33 more draws for a decent chance at safety 

[AyewJoking]

put the ball in your own goal, save it on VAR and replay it in the 2nd half

[Leicesterpool]

Actually is it hand ball, if the ball is underneath someone shirt. 

[bovril]

12 minutes ago, Royston. said:

put the ball in your own goal, save it on VAR and replay it in the 2nd half

hack the goal line technology and ping it any time your team puts a cross in

[Guest worth_the_wait]

Pick a team full of giants.  

Fill oppo penalty box with your players.

Launch goal kick right down the pitch (no offside).

Win every header and score lots of goals.

[Nalis]

When you have a corner try put the main target men in the highest area at the far post so the opposition all try to mark them.

 

Get your 6 shittest players to circle everyone my holding hands and thus entrapping the opposition and take a short corner. 

 

Get your best players out the circle. Play it into a near empty net. The only defence is the opposite man handling your players in the box which would be a penalty as the ball is in play.

 

Instant success.