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Knighton Matt

Facial growth

How would you rate your facial growth?  

57 members have voted

  1. 1. On a scale of 1-10 how good is your beard?

    • 1
      13
    • 2
      10
    • 3
      5
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      6
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      4
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      1
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      3
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      2
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      4
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      9


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That's right kids you heard the question! How would you rate your facial growth on a scale of 1-10? If you left it to fester for a few days would it be a Beppe off Eastenders style effort or more Gary Neville face-bumfluff?

p.s. the women can of course play if they feel they'd like to :ph34r:

Mine is a 7 I reckon. Good dark stubble and a stonking 'tache but still lacking a little coverage between the corners of the mouth and the corners of the chin. :thumbup:

Posted

Mines crap. only just started coming on. muz says i have designer stubble though.

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Mines crap. only just started coming on. muz says i have designer stubble though.

:ermm:

Posted

I would actually give mine a 10. I hate shaving and so very often have stubble and plenty of it. I've been told it suits me though by many people. I should say however that by the week/10 day stage, the fluffy full beard look does NOT suit me!

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i don't have to shave all that regularly, the sideburns grow the fastest but it's not very thick stuff. if people see my not clean shaven it's due to lazyness.

Posted

I'm favouring the unshaven look this year. Gives me that loose cannon/maverick look around the workplace. It says "I was up all night raising hell with The Rock, Luis Boa Morte and Vanessa Feltz, bujt I can still come into work and clinch that deal."

It's also good for chin strokeage during meeting, looking pensive when all you're actually thinking is "I hope the sandwich shop doesn't run out of Frazzles again."

Posted

It's also useful if you have run out of sandpaper. :ermm:

Posted

I absolutely hate shaving and because of work I need to everday.

On the odd occasion I don't shave my stubble looks horrendous because of various little scars but worse still, the large amount of grey visible!

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I'm favouring the unshaven look this year. Gives me that loose cannon/maverick look around the workplace. It says "I was up all night raising hell with The Rock, Luis Boa Morte and Vanessa Feltz, bujt I can still come into work and clinch that deal."

It's also good for chin strokeage during meeting, looking pensive when all you're actually thinking is "I hope the sandwich shop doesn't run out of Frazzles again."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Got to be a contender for post of the year!

Posted

Schoolboy error. :(

If anything, I think it added to the post.

Spelling became second priority when he became distracted for a moment as he noticed someone was looking at him and decided to engage in some serious chin-strokery and perhaps a scratch of the head coupled with the leaning back in the chair and tapping fingers on table. Looking pensive is all the rage, you know...

Posted

Would you need to say things like "I can see what you're saying, but....." and "Run that past me again" in order to add to the effect?

Posted

Would you need to say things like "I can see what you're saying, but....." and "Run that past me again" in order to add to the effect?

Ah. I see you are skilled in the art of office-speak.

Don't ever become my manager or I'm rumbled. :ph34r:

Posted

Office speak? I call it 'excremental bovinity'. I'm quite fluent in EB.

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