davieG Posted 20 March 2006 Posted 20 March 2006 Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in Britain ... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in Britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage. Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain ... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight. Only in Britain ... do we complain constantly that the government does not invest in health, rail, education ... then vote for the party that promises tax cuts. *Only in Britain ... And probably every other country!
filbertway Posted 20 March 2006 Posted 20 March 2006 Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in Britain ... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in Britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage. Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain ... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight. Only in Britain ... do we complain constantly that the government does not invest in health, rail, education ... then vote for the party that promises tax cuts. *Only in Britain ... And probably every other country! Seen that before but it said only in America
Bert Posted 20 March 2006 Posted 20 March 2006 Only in Britain Do 24 hour convienience stores have lock on their doors.
The People's Hero Posted 20 March 2006 Posted 20 March 2006 Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in Britain ... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in Britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage. Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain ... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight. Only in Britain ... do we complain constantly that the government does not invest in health, rail, education ... then vote for the party that promises tax cuts. *Only in Britain ... And probably every other country! Poor. Because none of those things are only in Britain. Shambolic.
Steven Posted 21 March 2006 Posted 21 March 2006 Poor. Because none of those things are only in Britain. Shambolic. I know we expect better from davieG.
davieG Posted 21 March 2006 Author Posted 21 March 2006 Shame I hang my head in shame I don't know what to say I don't know how to hide it Crying from night to day Hidden inside So incredibly deep My feelings remain And I can't sleep I wonder and think Dream and cry I can't help but wonder Why I even try No point in asking For help you can't lend Don't worry about me It's not my end. © Kaylyn.
The People's Hero Posted 21 March 2006 Posted 21 March 2006 Poor. Because none of those things are only in Britain. Shambolic. Just realised how harsh I was here...
Steven Posted 21 March 2006 Posted 21 March 2006 Shame I hang my head in shame I don't know what to say I don't know how to hide it Crying from night to day Hidden inside So incredibly deep My feelings remain And I can't sleep I wonder and think Dream and cry I can't help but wonder Why I even try No point in asking For help you can't lend Don't worry about me It's not my end. © Kaylyn. Don't do anything silly now.
davieG Posted 21 March 2006 Author Posted 21 March 2006 Just realised how harsh I was here... No I believe you hit the nail firmly on the head, in hindsight it really was appalling, I'm just looking for the right moment to delete it.
davieG Posted 21 March 2006 Author Posted 21 March 2006 Don't do anything silly now. Well my reputation has been shattered or
Collymore Posted 21 March 2006 Posted 21 March 2006 Well my reputation has been shattered or the least respected poster -2006- davieG
davieG Posted 21 March 2006 Author Posted 21 March 2006 the least respected poster -2006- davieG After 3 months as well.
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