Chinese whispers thread

[Knighton Matt]

Does exactly what it says on the tin really, you pass on your interpretation of what the person before has said!

I'll start...

"The People's Hero was once convicted of a Public Order Offence in 1998 (allegedly)."

[Milky]

"The People's Hero was once convicted of a Pubic Odor Offence in 1998 (allegedly)."

[Knighton Matt]

"The People's Hero was once conned in a Pubic Hairstyling contest in 1998 (allegedly)."

[Ricey]

"The People's Hero was once combed in a Pubic Hairstyling contest in 1998 (allegedly)."

[Nationwider]

"The People's Hero once came over a Pudsey hairstylist's front desk in 1998 (allegedly)."

[Knighton Matt]

The People's Hero once came over a little queer in the company of a hairstylist in a moment of drunken madness in the late 90's.

[Craig]

"The People's Hero once came over a Pudsey hairstylist's front in 1998."

[Parsons]

"The People's Aero once came over a Bustey bear finalist in 19 different places."

[Rincewind]

"The People's Hero once thrw up over a hair-stylist named Buster when he was a beer drinking finalist and drinking 19 different ales."

[davieG]

"The Pupil's Aero once chewed up over a trialist named Buster when he was a clear sinking fatalist and spanking 19 different pals."

[Nationwider]

The Pupil's Aero once stewed up a trapeze-artist with Bisto when he was a clear-thinking pharmacist speaking 19 different languages.

[Parsons]

The Pupic Aero once stewed up a traped artist with Bisto when she was a clear-blinking pharmacist freaking out 19 different sandwiches.

[Nationwider]

The Munich air stewardess trapped in Birstall was clearly winking at pharmacists seeking out 90 distant sandcastles.

[Rincewind]

When munching the hair of a stewardess she crapped on Birstallfox who was clearly thanking a pharmacists assistant for seeking out 9 instant handcarts.

[Knighton Matt]

Whilst punching the air in jubilation, both Systonfoxes crapped on Bertfox who later thanked them in a pharmacy on 9 separate occasions.

p.s. this is the best thread. EVER!

[Nationwider]

After punching the mayor at Derby station, rough Sara Cox tapped off with Bertfox, who later thanked her with farmer's wee on 9 separate occasions.

[Deathside]

After lunching the mare at Derby races, Lara Croft trapped a bent fox and did something with a farmer - I think

[john_lcfc]

after dining her mum at derby races, laura croft tapped a bent cock and did a farmer

[Parsons]

after shafting her mum on Derby Road , laura croft tickled a slippery sausage and spanked a naughty farmer

[filbertway]

after crafting her mum on derby road, lawna croft tickled and pillaged and planked a granery farmer

[Rincewind]

after scratching her bum on a derby road lawn in croft little anne plucked and spanked a greedy farmer

[SystonFox]

after scrapping with her mum on a dusty road,lord croft played skittles with dan who trucked with a greedy llama

[coale39]

After snorting with her mum on a dusty road,lord crank played skittles with a suicidal llama who flanged with dan flange

[Knighton Matt]

After cavorting with her flange on a dirty road, lucinda ate skittles and succinctly declared "I love to taste the rainbow". Flange. Flange (the last one being metaphorical but not quite brought to the table).