The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 Testosterone doesn't actually exist and men's balls don't actually explode if they don't have sex once every 4 hours. We just say this because we know all women are stupid.
Daggers Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 Most scientists, boffins and top docs all agree that intensive calculations have proven a strong link between Anna Friel and Disco Bob. New Scientist and Nature have both featured articles this month suggesting she makes contact with him bloody quickly before all of her bridges are burned...so Friel, if you're reading this, you'd better get your skates on because I'm not just going to sit around in a happy marriage with 2 kids awaiting your phone call...no! Things change Friel, people move on. I don't care what I promised you ~ time is running out. I tell you, if I don't hear from you soon then I'm just going to go down to London and hang around a public park in the vain hope of meeting another celebrity to get it on with.
Nationwider Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 There are nine million bicycles in Beijing. Beijing's Urban Transport Initiative ensures that this number remains constant through the issue of exactly nine million bicycle licences. A licence costs the equivalent of £2 per annum. By law, cyclists in Beijing must ride one of three different types of bicycle. These cannot be altered in any way, except by permission from the Urban Transport Initiative's Inspector of Bicycles. In Beijing, it is also considered the height of bad manners to keep a dirty bicycle. Until recently, only baskets made from bamboo were allowed on the front of bicycles. This law has now been relaxed to allow whicker and, most recently, pewter baskets.
Thracian Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 There are 295 species of pigeon in the world. Possibly 294 now. My mate bought an air rifle at Melton market yesterday!!!
Daggers Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 Possibly 294 now. My mate bought an air rifle at Melton market yesterday!!! 293 ~ I just had a bloody nice pie for tea, chips and everything
Thracian Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 Elephants often take up to 18 quarts of water into their trunks at once.
Daggers Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 Fax machine hardware stores all of the details of your faxes in their silicon chips thus destroying your hopes to represent Kirkby Muxloe as an MP
The People's Hero Posted 26 July 2006 Posted 26 July 2006 New Zealand doesn't actually exist. It was invented as a joke in 1940 by Atlas Manufacturer Collins. Ever since the place has remained on the map.
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 If you've ever sat on a plane and wondered how on Earth they can stay in the air, and that you don't believe they should be able to stay in the air, you're right! Planes are catapulted into the air and only stay up long enough to reach their destination. If the man in charge of the plane catapult gets the wrong instructions or is having a real mare of a day due to one too many sambuca's the night before then you'll be rushing back to the ground far sooner than you expected... ...sorry to everyone about to fly away on a summer holiday. Oh, and 'bye & hugs' to everyone about to fly away on holiday. I know we don't know each other that well but I really wish we could have got to know each other better Bye then... ...and if you are reading this Friel ~ I just sat through a marathon session on the pop with the catapult guy to your plane. It'll serve you right you heartless wench!
ThurmastonFox Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Balding, overweight, middle aged, four-eyed men make the best lovers Disco Bob, I presume from this that you have thoroughly tested this claim out...
macbeth Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 whales ejaculate up to 40 gallons of semen most of which doesn't go into the female but into the sea.....this is what makes sea water taste salty
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 whales ejaculate up to 40 gallons of semen most of which doesn't go into the female but into the sea.....this is what makes sea water taste salty :w00t: MacBeth, whoever the King was doesn't matter because he must be dead...you are the new King of FoxesTalk in my book!
Rincewind Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 CASTRATION First practised on a massive scale. It is likely that the first tribes engaging in warfare on a systematic basis indulged in castration of defeated foes on a grand scale. It is common knowledge that ancient nations regarded a collection of male testicles as a sign of a warrior's bravery and skill in combat; and foreskins were given in tribute in biblical times to signal the defeat of an enemy. It was said that the Syrian queen Semiramis after having spent the night in the arms of a lover the queen would have him castrated to prevent him giving the same pleasure to any other women!
Collymore Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 If Steven Seagal were to find this site, there would be no survivors.
Daggers Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 No really every'1 family tree has MR T in it, albeit i have no substancial evidence to prove this but why would you even want to challenge this theory! Seems like a legitimate entry into this thread to me!
billabob Posted 27 July 2006 Posted 27 July 2006 Seems like a legitimate entry into this thread to me! yes thats fair enough, as it is FACT, another fact though= in IOWA it is ILLEGAL to have a kiss lasting more than 5 minutes
Rincewind Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Rock Hurling. The annual Gotmaar Festival in Pandhura, India is staged on the day after the September full moon. The 45,000 inhabitants of the town divide themselves into two groups, and start hurling rocks at each other until sunset when the fighting ends. In 1989 there were 616 casualties and four fatalities. Baaah! Nothing compared to a Millwall V Cardiff football match.
crazy horse Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Rock Hurling. The annual Gotmaar Festival in Pandhura, India is staged on the day after the September full moon. The 45,000 inhabitants of the town divide themselves into two groups, and start hurling rocks at each other until sunset when the fighting ends. In 1989 there were 616 casualties and four fatalities. Baaah! Nothing compared to a Millwall V Cardiff football match. rock festivals heh...... tut
Daggers Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 The Worlds strongest ale was sold at the Bristol Real Ale Festival in 2003. It was called Owd Nob Ripper and had a healthy OG of 1527. John Lummox, who paid the requisite £48.00, received a sherry sized glass containing the lethal nectar. When he came too, in the First Aid tent, he declared the beverage to be "the tits", said it was slightly woody and passed out again for the next 17 hours.
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Rock Hurling. The annual Gotmaar Festival in Pandhura, India is staged on the day after the September full moon. The 45,000 inhabitants of the town divide themselves into two groups, and start hurling rocks at each other until sunset when the fighting ends. In 1989 there were 616 casualties and four fatalities. Baaah! Nothing compared to a Millwall V Cardiff football match. people who throw stones shouldn't live in glass houses and people who don't throw stones shouldn't live in pandhura
Collymore Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 The Mona Lisa was made when Steven Seagal ate a box of crayons and pissed on a canvas while he was drunk
macbeth Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 The Mona Lisa was made when Steven Seagal ate a box of crayons and pissed on a canvas while he was drunk no that was all of picasso's tat
The People's Hero Posted 28 July 2006 Posted 28 July 2006 Steven Seagal is not a Seagull. It's an urban myth and Mr Seagal would appreciate it if you'd stop going on about it. Thankyou.
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