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MONreborn

Your first Shag

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I'd just turned 17.

Behind a bush near Skegness sea front, fantastic.

Stan Collymore was in full agreement in his autobiography.

I'd consider suing him though.

Posted

cheer up davieg ; maybe not too much longer to wait :D

:P

It's just sad because anyone would think it was difficult and some amazing achievement, barring a few unlucky people a quick no nothing shag is not something I'd feel like I'd got to proclaim to the world.

Besides I had to wait until I was 17 :( and they called the 60's the decade of free love pah!!!

Posted

:P

It's just sad because anyone would think it was difficult and some amazing achievement, barring a few unlucky people a quick no nothing shag is not something I'd feel like I'd got to proclaim to the world.

Besides I had to wait until I was 17 :( and they called the 60's the decade of free love pah!!!

agreed very sad :thumbup: the love decade passed me by unsullied by carnal knowledge too....i think it was all a myth........and viewing pornography amounted to no more than the lingerie pages in my mother's grattan catalogue

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agreed very sad :thumbup: the love decade passed me by unsullied by carnal knowledge too....i think it was all a myth........and viewing pornography amounted to no more than the lingerie pages in my mother's grattan catalogue

Haha, reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons with Mo hooked up to the lie detector...

Moe: Alright! I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalogue.

*BUZZ*

Moe: ... Sears catalogue.

*DING!*

Posted

Haha, reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons with Mo hooked up to the lie detector...

Moe: Alright! I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalogue.

*BUZZ*

Moe: ... Sears catalogue.

*DING!*

Classic. :D:D:P

Cop: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No! (lie detector buzzes) Alright, maybe I did but I didn’t shoot him (lie detector dings)

Cop: Checks out. Okay sir, you’re free to go

Moe: Good ‘cause I gotta hot date tonight (lie detector buzzes) hard date (lie detector buzzes) dinner with friend (lie detector buzzes) dinner alone (lie detector buzzes) watching TV alone (lie detector buzzes) Alright! I’m gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria’s Secret catalogue (lie detector buzzes) Sears catalogue (lie detector dings) Now will you unhook this already, please! I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (lie detector buzzes)

Posted

Haha, that's it! I found this classic when I was looking for the other one:

Homer: Moe I need your advice...

Moe: Yeah

Homer: See I got this friend named... Joey Jo-Jo Junior Jaba doo.

Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard!

*Man sobs away in shame...*

Barney: Hey! Come back Joey Jo-Jo...

Posted

brilliant. you two have made me actually lol for the first time reading something on the net. i love the simpsons. i want more quotes!

Posted

brilliant. you two have made me actually lol for the first time reading something on the net. i love the simpsons. i want more quotes!

Simpsons quotes make better reading than the original topic of this thread.. :cool:

Posted

Haha, that Simpsons should equate with sex.

Insurance Agent: And this Moe's... is this some sort of business?

Homer's brain: Don't say you were at a bar, don't say you were at a bar! But what else is open at midnight?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography!

Homer's Brain: Pornography, I would've never thought of that.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Postal worker: Okay Mr. Burns... what's your first name?

Homer: I... don't know.

Posted

19 :blush:

Nothing to be embaressed about! i'm 18 and only just did it and thats just because i have a gf, had she not come along i would have matched that with great ease!

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