Let's have a films thread.

[Libertine]

Have you managed to make any sense of the story yet?

Is it that confusing?

[Cobbo]

My mate went to watch the spirit the other night and says it is possibly the worse film ever mad.

There you go, I hath warned ye all.

Just ordered the Godfather trilogy on remastered dvd.

Edited 6 January 2009 by Cobbo

[Libertine]

My mate went to watch the spirit the other night and says it is possibly the worse film ever mad.

There you go, I hath warned ye all.

Just ordered the Goadfather trilogy on remastered dvd.

Really disappointing reviews. Was looking forward to it, and not just because of the lasses.

[Samilktray]

Have you managed to make any sense of the story yet?

Batmans Cool.

The Jokers Cooler.

A few people die here and there, and Batman talks with his even cooler voice and saves the day.

Sorta.

[Libertine]

Batmans Cool.

The Jokers Cooler.

A few people die here and there, and Batman talks with his even cooler voice and saves the day.

Sorta.

Batman is awesome, but his voice is lame.

I understand why he does it, but he took it one notch too far IMO.

[Alexikokopops]

Is it that confusing?

So the Joker really orchestrated that big truck chase just so that he could get caught and go to prison, then he could kidnap that guard and grab his phone to make the call to set off the bomb he'd previously sewn inside the henchman in the next cell? That would kill the guy who stole the mobsters' money, thus enabling him to … er, what?

[GLC]

I'm not a huge fan, but I think I could marry Anchorman.

i think i could marry you

[Libertine]

So the Joker really orchestrated that big truck chase just so that he could get caught and go to prison, then he could kidnap that guard and grab his phone to make the call to set off the bomb he'd previously sewn inside the henchman in the next cell? That would kill the guy who stole the mobsters' money, thus enabling him to … er, what?

Be awesome.

[Samilktray]

Batman is awesome, but his voice is lame.

I understand why he does it, but he took it one notch too far IMO.

The voice is great!

'Youve gotta bit of fight about you, I like that'

'Then Your Gonna Love Me Then'

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

[Libertine]

The voice is great!

'Youve gotta bit of fight about you, I like that'

'Then Your Gonna Love Me Then'

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

Just too deep.

It's Christian pissing Bale, his voice is nothing like that.

[Flynny]

So the Joker really orchestrated that big truck chase just so that he could get caught and go to prison, then he could kidnap that guard and grab his phone to make the call to set off the bomb he'd previously sewn inside the henchman in the next cell? That would kill the guy who stole the mobsters' money, thus enabling him to … er, what?

As I understood it he had a contingency plan SHOULD he be caught, which makes much more sense all of a sudden.

[Libertine]

As I understood it he had a contingency plan SHOULD he be caught, which makes much more sense all of a sudden.

Exactly. :thumbsup:

[Alexikokopops]

As I understood it he had a contingency plan SHOULD he be caught, which makes much more sense all of a sudden.

To be honest I was drunk when I first went in and spent the whole film trying to watch it on a screen the height of five double decker busses when I was about 3 foot away in a state of awe and confusion.

[Finnegan]

Have just watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Food and feel a strange sort of lonely emptiness.

I have the distinct impression that's the film I wished I wrote.

[The Reverend]

Have just watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Food and feel a strange sort of lonely emptiness.

I have the distinct impression that's the film I wished I wrote.

I bought that a few weeks ago, so its on my hit list.

I watched Pans Labyrinth this evening. Strange film, but interesting in a good way.

[syston_fox]

I bought that a few weeks ago, so its on my hit list.

I watched Pans Labyrinth this evening. Strange film, but interesting in a good way.

Strange film that. Everything about it is wrong and yet it works so well. It's not till you've finished watching that you realise it's simply brilliant!

[Finnegan]

Pan's Labyrinth left me a little gutted.

What I feel now I honestly can't describe. I should point out I'm a unique case and that not everyone is likely to come away from The Assassination Of... with such a morbidly profound state of sensing. I'd recommend it to any more patient film watcher, though.

Very good cinema.

[Libertine]

I bought OFOT Cuckoo's Nest for £3 t'other day.

Yeh bitch.

[Alexikokopops]

Have just watched The Assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Food and feel a strange sort of lonely emptiness.

I have the distinct impression that's the film I wished I wrote.

I watched Nazi Party Member Starts A Factory In Poland To Exploit Cheap Jewish Labour, Is Turned Around By Their Plight And Saves Lots Of Them After Making A List the other day. I love that film.

[Finnegan]

Read the book.

[Alexikokopops]

Read the book.

Read my balls.

[Finnegan]

Read my balls.

The font's too small.

[Libertine]

The font's too small.

[CosbehFox]

So the Joker really orchestrated that big truck chase just so that he could get caught and go to prison, then he could kidnap that guard and grab his phone to make the call to set off the bomb he'd previously sewn inside the henchman in the next cell? That would kill the guy who stole the mobsters' money, thus enabling him to … er, what?

There's a third one yet....

TBH, there's a few points in it when was like 'WTF?' But masterpieces are there to be analysed.

I thought they massively under played the role of 'Two Face'.

Still the shit! If they didn't wear suits, it would be the stuff of Scorese.

[Libertine]

There's a third one yet....

TBH, there's a few points in it when was like 'WTF?' But masterpieces are there to be analysed.

I thought they massively under played the role of 'Two Face'.

Still the shit! If they didn't wear suits, it would be the stuff of Scorese.

Who says there's a third?

Nobody important, just rumours.

Very unlikely that The Joker would be in it anyway.