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Manwell Pablo

Romanov's gone nuts.

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Sent this to Scottish Sun newspaper, after they showed pictures of Rudi Skacel spitting at Neil Lennon.

"I'm very glad that you finally got down from the trees and found a worthy place for yourself - a safari park. It shows you have both the habits and instincts of monkeys.

"I'll visit the director of the safari park and ask for a personal cage for each of you.

"One thing is very important. First you have to pass the quarantine rules and the vet will vaccinate you against rabies.

"So you are not allowed to join the monkeys yet. You should notice how peaceful they are. You may affect them badly and they'll become furious. They'll start biting and drawing cartoons.

"I think it should be very comfortable for you to write your so-called 'reports' from your cage. It will feel like your natural habitat. Besides, the fans will be quite safe and aware from now onwards who you really are.

"I will bring your favourite Celtic scarves right inside the cage for you to wear. And if you behave like our monkeys Chippy, Rosie, Blossom and Pansy, I'll give each of you a banana as a reward.

"Also I can organise a party - like the one we had in Kaunas on the eve of the Lithuania v Scotland match - in the safari park, specially for you. There you will be able to take funny photographs of yourselves as a momento of your lucky escape from rabies."

What the fook?

Posted

Crackers :S Absolute nutter :blink:

No idea what he's going on about, I don't even think his close personnel understand him at the best of times

  • 4 months later...
Posted

Shut up Romanov. Hearts aren't good enough, end of.

Mostly because every time the bloody Jambos are doing alright, he throws a spanner in the works. Sack George Burley? Yeah, wicked idea. Hire half of Lithuania? Stunning. Threaten to sack the squad? Genius. Force out the club's inspirational captain? Brilliant.

I'd be laughing were I a Hibee.

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Mostly because every time the bloody Jambos are doing alright, he throws a spanner in the works. Sack George Burley? Yeah, wicked idea. Hire half of Lithuania? Stunning. Threaten to sack the squad? Genius. Force out the club's inspirational captain? Brilliant.

I'd be laughing were I a Hibee.

Unfortunantley for you, your not, your welsh, no laughing for you, just crying at the six nations table. HAHAHAHAH

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We'll probably have sacked our manager, witnessed our captain having a stroke, rehauled the entire squad and swapped our tactics for that of the national League side by then. It's all such a shambles.

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Shut up Romanov. Hearts aren't good enough, end of.

Imagine one minute your club is below average and struggling to compete and then the next thing you know you have a few Scottish International players, loads of foreigners and a bit of cash and end up being the first club to break the Glasga giants hold on the top two for the first time in about 298 years! You would be over the moon right??! Little did they know that Romanov is a nutter! Lets hope MM doesnt go the same way!

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Its top class entertainment. I think its great when some one high profile in 'football' (yes I know it doesn't exist North of the Boarder) spits their dummy out.

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From BBC Sport

Hearts chief Vladimir Romanov capped an eventful week by having staff hand journalists bananas and monkey nuts at Saturday's draw with St Mirren. (The Observer)

The guy just gets crazier by the minute. lol

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Hearts chief Vladimir Romanov capped an eventful week by having staff hand journalists bananas and monkey nuts at Saturday's draw with St Mirren. (The Observer)

This man is a genius!! The club is becoming a circus attraction to the media. Mental!! :laugh:

Posted

Ok Romanov.

Pretty poor rant that, not a monkey in sight.

Hearts chief Vladimir Romanov capped an eventful week by having staff hand journalists bananas and monkey nuts at Saturday's draw with St Mirren. (The Observer)

Seems my statement was a tad premature.

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Mentalist

Here he goes again. This bloke has lost the plot, he'll be shaving his head next.

He's is a ablsoute quook that bloke, absloutley barking. No mention of monkeys again, disapointing, I like it when he talks about monkeys.

EDIT:

"Now it has become obvious to me why you, the Monkeys, were trying to ruin Hearts - not only in the Championship but in European competitions as well.

Haha missed that bit.

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