The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 Are you sure thats Pete Doherty Maybe he is French. Pete Doherty isn't in The French! Someone be Ghana. I fancy an unlikely alliance.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Pete Doherty isn't in The French! Someone be Ghana. I fancy an unlikely alliance. I might annexe Greece and Turkey. That'll learn you.
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I'm Cyprus. Dismiss me at your will. Consider yourself dismissed...
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 We've taken South America, Italy and Spain as our own...they like our policy of shagging.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Manwell, you march East and I'll march North and I'll meet you somewhere in Eastern Europe.
Master Fox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 We've taken South America, Italy and Spain as our own...they like our policy of shagging. The spawn of DB’s inter continental shagging policy
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Where abouts, my lot don't really like marching. Their lovers not fighters, besides they haven't had their snails yet today. How about Italy thats close enough. That way You We can attack Bob and take over his empire.
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I've sent my english army to capture greenland! This is where i will keep all the prisoners of the many wars that we are going to be fighting, also from here we can launch our attack to invade and conquer canada.
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Where abouts, my lot don't really like marching. Their lovers not fighters, besides they haven't had their snails yet today. How about Italy thats close enough. That way You We can attack Bob and take over his empire. fook off. You lot are fooking Catholics, you have to accede to my Shagging without Johnnies army. I own you.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Where abouts, my lot don't really like marching. Their lovers not fighters, besides they haven't had their snails yet today. How about Italy thats close enough. That way You We can attack Bob and take over his empire. Oh, I'm just planning on knocking the Pope's hat off and then having a girlie slap fight with his cardinals. My army can march on Italy in the meantime.
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 fook off. You lot are fooking Catholics, you have to accede to my Shagging without Johnnies army. I own you. I've changed the national religion to Greek Orthadox. So you don't own shit mother ****er. EHOR EHOR!
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Oh, I'm just planning on knocking the Pope's hat off and then having a girlie slap fight with his cardinals. My army can march on Italy in the meantime. "We can see you sneeking out!"
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 I've changed the national religion to Greek Orthadox. So you don't own shit mother ****er. EHOR EHOR! Bet that went down well with Jean Marie Le Pen
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 "We can see you sneeking out!" Your not singing any more
The Man Who Would Be King Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 greenland has just been invaded by me mwwhhahahaha
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 For every good Catholic man that joins us we will give him a Wife-lock Never again will you be wondering what she is doing while you are away fighting other countries, getting drunk and contracting nasty diseases of the genitalia. Wife-lock immobilises wives from small to XXL and can also be used as a nice coffee table or talking point in the lounge.Wife-lock can also be used on girlfriends, mothers, mothers-in-law and annoying sisters.
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 Ill be Ghana Then a glorious alliance it is. The home of Elvis Hammond and the glorious Cypriots will forever live in an uneasy truce facilitating the destruction of all other countries.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Unfortunately, after an in-depth exposé using the power of Google Image Search, I have been able to deduce that the average age of a soldier in the Chad Army must be about 12. I am going to be downscaling my world domination plans somewhat, although we will be looking to win the World Cup within the next two years due to our close control, shooting technique and ability to pass and move.
Daggers Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 the average age of a soldier in the Chad Army must be about 12. Keep your eye out for Anarcho-communists. They like that kind of thing apparently.
Hullfox Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Look I know Wales is just a shitty principality somewhere west of London. But will somebody please invade us. Preferably the English.
Katy Posted 15 November 2006 Posted 15 November 2006 Then a glorious alliance it is. The home of Elvis Hammond and the glorious Cypriots will forever live in an uneasy truce facilitating the destruction of all other countries. Here Here!
The People's Hero Posted 15 November 2006 Author Posted 15 November 2006 Look I know Wales is just a shitty principality somewhere west of London. But will somebody please invade us. Preferably the English. The Cypriot army is on it's way. Please offer them directions when they get to Dover. I've shown them a picture of the white cliffs and sent them marching off North West (ish). I've told them when they get there, someone will direct them to Wales.
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