Wils Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Im in. I can Play the Banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Im in. I can Play the Banjo. When you're cleaning windows? If not, you're out of the band, schmuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wils Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 When you're cleaning windows? If not, you're out of the band, schmuck. I can to two things at once. Multi-Talented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I can to two things at once. Multi-Talented. Ok. You're the drummer. And guitarist. And vocalist. (drumming doesn't count as 'doing' something). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wils Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Ok. You're the drummer. And guitarist. And vocalist. (drumming doesn't count as 'doing' something). You wont regret this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Our first cover will be 'When I'm Cleaning Windddaz' It's a pikey'd up, rap version of the popular classic. Bo. Innit. Yeah man. That ok with you Fezmandingo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 New Musical Express Rockstar Disco Bob Slams WannabesAfter a protracted and acrimonious split that went on for literally minutes, Disco Bob has re-opened the war of words with his ex-band. "I tell you" he began, while sipping from a full pint "they are just a bunch of talentless wankers. There isn't one song they have that I didn't write and as I'm speaking to you I haven't received one royalty cheque." After more pints, three vodkas and half a bottle of gin Disco really dished the dirt. Tales of the procurement of MILF's to be taken backstage by the old roadie, which then had to sit with the roadie as the rest of the band were loving themselves in mirrors. "I fuuuuuckin' tell you ya bassard, theysjuuuusst a booncha coonts!" The bar consumption had started to take its toll. DB, while offering the barmaid out for a scrap, told us that he'd happily "take on the lot of them". I would like to apologise to everyone involved in the Band for the recent NME article. I have been going through some hard times since I left the band, and have had to have treatment for the drug addiction I developed. I can assure band members that there is no way I would like to fight you at all, and certainly not all at the same time. I would like to wish you all well with your music career and I plan to move forward by taking up a position in banking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 SosbanBerg shall play crwth! Ah woop woop woop woop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisono Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I am no going to tell you what I thought the title of this thread was *need to sleep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 dirty bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisono Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I didn't say it was a dirty sentence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Does this band have a Ukelele specialist yet? If not, Im your man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 17 November 2006 Share Posted 17 November 2006 dirty bitch I can't see a band name like that being popular with radio DJ's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
step Posted 17 November 2006 Share Posted 17 November 2006 I will join, I can play the spoons!!! The dancing sausage dollys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy Posted 17 November 2006 Share Posted 17 November 2006 I saw a man playing the pool cue once. I could do that. :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 17 November 2006 Share Posted 17 November 2006 The dancing sausage dollys Are you a member of the Steps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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