Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I'm aiming for a 30-strong quasi-religious hippy collective. I'm gonna play triangle. No time-wasters.
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I'm aiming for a 30-strong quasi-religious hippy collective. I'm gonna play triangle. No time-wasters. I will join, I can play the spoons!!!
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I'm aiming for a 30-strong quasi-religious hippy collective.I'm gonna play triangle. No time-wasters. Can I be a roadie as I have no musical talent at all. (hoping for a few left overs . Plus I can get rich by selling lots of juicy stories whether they happened or not.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Author Posted 16 November 2006 Fez - Triangle The Singh - Bhangra Spoons davieG - Forever stoned ex-hippy roadie
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I think you need to run a parallel topic to get ideas for a name for this ensemble.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Author Posted 16 November 2006 I think you need to run a parallel topic to get ideas for a name for this ensemble. Problem solved. I'm going to receive thousands of suggestions, all of which I will dismiss in favour of calling the band "The Beatles". It just came to me. Beetles, but beat, cos it's music innit. I think it's got potential.
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 Have we got a recording contract yet....and where are the groupies???
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Author Posted 16 November 2006 Have we got a recording contract yet....and where are the groupies??? I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal. The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait.
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 Problem solved. I'm going to receive thousands of suggestions, all of which I will dismiss in favour of calling the band "The Beatles". It just came to me. Beetles, but beat, cos it's music innit. I think it's got potential. Nah, The Quarrymen has much greater potential and longevity to it, after all we have plenty of them in Leicestershire.
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal. The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait. Don't forget the discarded groupies for me - you promised.
The People's Hero Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I'll wade in. I can play guitar ish and piano ish. I also do a mean vocal.
MC Prussian Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 Me on drums, giving the beat. Band name proposal: "Your Atomic Wasteland".
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal. The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait. SO true, that's why i need groupies and quick, this spooning is making me horny!!!
Daggers Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I hate my time being wasted...so let's just accept that we have musical differences and that my personality was too big for the band. At the time of joining, I left as these differences were so irreconcilable that there was no future for me and you all. My press release tells the story that I wish all the remaining members of the band well and I will be concentrating on a solo project with Bruce Foxton and Jocky Wilson, after I have taken a couple of months off. My press agent would like to point out that the rumours of a drug addiction are well-wide of the mark because, like, you don't know me...you don't know what it's like to be me. I am happy to announce that I am fathering Britney's next baby. Rock on.
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I hate my time being wasted...so let's just accept that we have musical differences and that my personality was too big for the band. At the time of joining, I left as these differences were so irreconcilable that there was no future for me and you all. My press release tells the story that I wish all the remaining members of the band well and I will be concentrating on a solo project with Bruce Foxton and Jocky Wilson, after I have taken a couple of months off. My press agent would like to point out that the rumours of a drug addiction are well-wide of the mark because, like, you don't know me...you don't know what it's like to be me. I am happy to announce that I am fathering Britney's next baby. Rock on. Damn, DB was the Robbie Williams of the bad, what are we gonno do without him!!!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 Can i be the lead singer I have a voice like an angel and a mouth like a whore
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 Damn, DB was the Robbie Williams of the bad, what are we gonno do without him!!! More Groupies for you ?
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 More Groupies for you ? And more left overs for you, dear friend!!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 Can i be the lead singer I have a voice like an angel and a mouth like a whore You also have the sense of humour of Bernard Manning.
Trumpet Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 I could play my armpits, legs etc. I can play guitar with my leg too.
Janx Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 IM IN.... for names check out the "listening to now" thread for some of my favourites!
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 You also have the sense of humour of Bernard Manning. and that joke in itself is quality
Milky Posted 16 November 2006 Posted 16 November 2006 i can play my ribs like a xylophone. It's my party piece
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