Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I'm aiming for a 30-strong quasi-religious hippy collective. I'm gonna play triangle. No time-wasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I'm aiming for a 30-strong quasi-religious hippy collective. I'm gonna play triangle. No time-wasters. I will join, I can play the spoons!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I'm aiming for a 30-strong quasi-religious hippy collective.I'm gonna play triangle. No time-wasters. Can I be a roadie as I have no musical talent at all. (hoping for a few left overs . Plus I can get rich by selling lots of juicy stories whether they happened or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Author Share Posted 16 November 2006 Fez - Triangle The Singh - Bhangra Spoons davieG - Forever stoned ex-hippy roadie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I think you need to run a parallel topic to get ideas for a name for this ensemble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Author Share Posted 16 November 2006 I think you need to run a parallel topic to get ideas for a name for this ensemble. Problem solved. I'm going to receive thousands of suggestions, all of which I will dismiss in favour of calling the band "The Beatles". It just came to me. Beetles, but beat, cos it's music innit. I think it's got potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Have we got a recording contract yet....and where are the groupies??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 16 November 2006 Author Share Posted 16 November 2006 Have we got a recording contract yet....and where are the groupies??? I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal. The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Problem solved. I'm going to receive thousands of suggestions, all of which I will dismiss in favour of calling the band "The Beatles". It just came to me. Beetles, but beat, cos it's music innit. I think it's got potential. Nah, The Quarrymen has much greater potential and longevity to it, after all we have plenty of them in Leicestershire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal. The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait. Don't forget the discarded groupies for me - you promised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I'll wade in. I can play guitar ish and piano ish. I also do a mean vocal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Prussian Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Me on drums, giving the beat. Band name proposal: "Your Atomic Wasteland". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal. The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait. SO true, that's why i need groupies and quick, this spooning is making me horny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I hate my time being wasted...so let's just accept that we have musical differences and that my personality was too big for the band. At the time of joining, I left as these differences were so irreconcilable that there was no future for me and you all. My press release tells the story that I wish all the remaining members of the band well and I will be concentrating on a solo project with Bruce Foxton and Jocky Wilson, after I have taken a couple of months off. My press agent would like to point out that the rumours of a drug addiction are well-wide of the mark because, like, you don't know me...you don't know what it's like to be me. I am happy to announce that I am fathering Britney's next baby. Rock on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I hate my time being wasted...so let's just accept that we have musical differences and that my personality was too big for the band. At the time of joining, I left as these differences were so irreconcilable that there was no future for me and you all. My press release tells the story that I wish all the remaining members of the band well and I will be concentrating on a solo project with Bruce Foxton and Jocky Wilson, after I have taken a couple of months off. My press agent would like to point out that the rumours of a drug addiction are well-wide of the mark because, like, you don't know me...you don't know what it's like to be me. I am happy to announce that I am fathering Britney's next baby. Rock on. Damn, DB was the Robbie Williams of the bad, what are we gonno do without him!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Can i be the lead singer I have a voice like an angel and a mouth like a whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Damn, DB was the Robbie Williams of the bad, what are we gonno do without him!!! More Groupies for you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I want to be the fat rapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 More Groupies for you ? And more left overs for you, dear friend!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 Can i be the lead singer I have a voice like an angel and a mouth like a whore You also have the sense of humour of Bernard Manning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I could play my armpits, legs etc. I can play guitar with my leg too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janx Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 IM IN.... for names check out the "listening to now" thread for some of my favourites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEA OR IKEA Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 You also have the sense of humour of Bernard Manning. and that joke in itself is quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Don Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 I can play the Kazoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milky Posted 16 November 2006 Share Posted 16 November 2006 i can play my ribs like a xylophone. It's my party piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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