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Fez of Mahrez

Who wants to be in my band?

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I'm aiming for a 30-strong quasi-religious hippy collective.

I'm gonna play triangle.

No time-wasters.

Can I be a roadie as I have no musical talent at all. (hoping for a few left overs :P . Plus I can get rich by selling lots of juicy stories whether they happened or not.

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I think you need to run a parallel topic to get ideas for a name for this ensemble.

Problem solved. I'm going to receive thousands of suggestions, all of which I will dismiss in favour of calling the band "The Beatles".

It just came to me. Beetles, but beat, cos it's music innit. I think it's got potential.

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Have we got a recording contract yet....and where are the groupies???

I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal.

The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait.

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Problem solved. I'm going to receive thousands of suggestions, all of which I will dismiss in favour of calling the band "The Beatles".

It just came to me. Beetles, but beat, cos it's music innit. I think it's got potential.

Nah, The Quarrymen has much greater potential and longevity to it, after all we have plenty of them in Leicestershire.

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I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal.

The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait.

Don't forget the discarded groupies for me - you promised.

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I believe we may need more than a triangle player, a bhangra spoonist (whose idea of playing spoons may be more sexual than musical) and a drugged-up old hippy that's just in it to sell us out to the tabloids before we get a record deal.

The groupies will come flooding in soon, just you wait.

SO true, that's why i need groupies and quick, this spooning is making me horny!!!

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I hate my time being wasted...so let's just accept that we have musical differences and that my personality was too big for the band.

At the time of joining, I left as these differences were so irreconcilable that there was no future for me and you all.

My press release tells the story that I wish all the remaining members of the band well and I will be concentrating on a solo project with Bruce Foxton and Jocky Wilson, after I have taken a couple of months off.

My press agent would like to point out that the rumours of a drug addiction are well-wide of the mark because, like, you don't know me...you don't know what it's like to be me.

I am happy to announce that I am fathering Britney's next baby.

Rock on.

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I hate my time being wasted...so let's just accept that we have musical differences and that my personality was too big for the band.

At the time of joining, I left as these differences were so irreconcilable that there was no future for me and you all.

My press release tells the story that I wish all the remaining members of the band well and I will be concentrating on a solo project with Bruce Foxton and Jocky Wilson, after I have taken a couple of months off.

My press agent would like to point out that the rumours of a drug addiction are well-wide of the mark because, like, you don't know me...you don't know what it's like to be me.

I am happy to announce that I am fathering Britney's next baby.

Rock on.

Damn, DB was the Robbie Williams of the bad, what are we gonno do without him!!! :yawn:

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