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Joe.

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I predict we won't turn up and in a shock move, Burnley will turn up in our place. Leading the game 0-2 with 12 minutes to go, Burnley will receive a late shock as Leicester City will then emerge in to a three way wank fest which will culminate in Fezz dubbing the whole thing a farce whilst Ultra masturbates to the picture of a Colchester player with his shirt off in a pre-season friendly against Dover Athletic.

On our way out of the ground, Ian Ormondroyd and Iwan Roberts will personally thank us all for singing about them and reminding them about the good times before they had to resort to things like making up/exaggerating football stories for the grandkids.

Graham Fenton will hope to get recognised and presumably will tire of being asked 'how much for a chicken and mushroom and a polystyrene cup of bovril'.

It will rain throughout. I won't be wearing a coat. The tubes will strike.

Fezz will be wearing military tweed and Wils will be instantly recognisable as he likes to sing Leicester songs in cannon format, waiting for everyone else to finish the first line before he starts. Thracian will write notes on how much better Louis Dodds would have been whilst the rest of us all stand around watching AJ give the ball away again and Elvis run offside again wondering what happened since Fulham and why we bother.

Everyone will cheer up on the train home with a few beers purchased at the offlicense for just £4.95 a can, safe in the knowledge its saturday and they don't have to go to work the next day. At least we have that for Colchester. No such luck for Fulham. Wankers.

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I predict we won't turn up and in a shock move, Burnley will turn up in our place. Leading the game 0-2 with 12 minutes to go, Burnley will receive a late shock as Leicester City will then emerge in to a three way wank fest which will culminate in Fezz dubbing the whole thing a farce whilst Ultra masturbates to the picture of a Colchester player with his shirt off in a pre-season friendly against Dover Athletic.

On our way out of the ground, Ian Ormondroyd and Iwan Roberts will personally thank us all for singing about them and reminding them about the good times before they had to resort to things like making up/exaggerating football stories for the grandkids.

Graham Fenton will hope to get recognised and presumably will tire of being asked 'how much for a chicken and mushroom and a polystyrene cup of bovril'.

It will rain throughout. I won't be wearing a coat. The tubes will strike.

Fezz will be wearing military tweed and Wils will be instantly recognisable as he likes to sing Leicester songs in cannon format, waiting for everyone else to finish the first line before he starts. Thracian will write notes on how much better Louis Dodds would have been whilst the rest of us all stand around watching AJ give the ball away again and Elvis run offside again wondering what happened since Fulham and why we bother.

Everyone will cheer up on the train home with a few beers purchased at the offlicense for just £4.95 a can, safe in the knowledge its saturday and they don't have to go to work the next day. At least we have that for Colchester. No such luck for Fulham. Wankers.

Chaaaaafe :unsure:

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I predict we won't turn up and in a shock move, Burnley will turn up in our place. Leading the game 0-2 with 12 minutes to go, Burnley will receive a late shock as Leicester City will then emerge in to a three way wank fest which will culminate in Fezz dubbing the whole thing a farce whilst Ultra masturbates to the picture of a Colchester player with his shirt off in a pre-season friendly against Dover Athletic.

On our way out of the ground, Ian Ormondroyd and Iwan Roberts will personally thank us all for singing about them and reminding them about the good times before they had to resort to things like making up/exaggerating football stories for the grandkids.

Graham Fenton will hope to get recognised and presumably will tire of being asked 'how much for a chicken and mushroom and a polystyrene cup of bovril'.

It will rain throughout. I won't be wearing a coat. The tubes will strike.

Fezz will be wearing military tweed and Wils will be instantly recognisable as he likes to sing Leicester songs in cannon format, waiting for everyone else to finish the first line before he starts. Thracian will write notes on how much better Louis Dodds would have been whilst the rest of us all stand around watching AJ give the ball away again and Elvis run offside again wondering what happened since Fulham and why we bother.

Everyone will cheer up on the train home with a few beers purchased at the offlicense for just £4.95 a can, safe in the knowledge its saturday and they don't have to go to work the next day. At least we have that for Colchester. No such luck for Fulham. Wankers.

Pfft.

lol

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