Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 Mysterious creatures i know... but, I met this bird last night bought her a drink and her fugly mate, then they told me that they both had boyfriends............ not the end of the story This morning i can't stop her texting me she wants to meet up! Now what's going on?
Dr The Singh Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 Mysterious creatures i know... but, I met this bird last night bought her a drink and her fugly mate, then they told me that they both had boyfriends............ not the end of the story This morning i can't stop her texting me she wants to meet up! Now what's going on? Can I come, I can take her mate!!! Seriously though, I don't think she's using you for drink if she's constantly texting you, unless she's 16 or something with no money except for a phone voucher!!
Leicfox Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 Probably a slag tbh, if shes doing it to her boyfriend she'll do the same to you. Although if its just a quick wham bam thankyou mam your after, id hit it, if not steer clear. You learn alot from Jeremy Kyle.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 she's trying to set you up with her mate. Oye, she's taken!!
Steven Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 she's trying to set you up with her mate. In either case remember, don't be silly get that condom on your willy.
Jay Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 you will never solve the mystery of women some of the greatest minds ever Socrates, Plato, Aristotle have all tried to solve the mystery but never worked it out!! The important question is was she a..... (a) A High Street Honey Or (b) A bulldog chewing on a wasp if the answer is B then instant action is required involving changing your Mobile number and moving out of the country. If the answer is A then what are you waiting for!!! however this could involve the hidden factor in that you could have just met a psycho bitch from hell!! in which case follow the solution for B hope that helps
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 Mysterious creatures i know... but, I met this bird last night bought her a drink and her fugly mate, then they told me that they both had boyfriends............ not the end of the story This morning i can't stop her texting me she wants to meet up! Now what's going on? Are they randy SMSs? If they're randy she's a slapper so steer clear unless you want a black eye from her bf with the pole polishing she'll give you. If they're friendly she probably wants free drinks cos rarely does anyone go out of their way for nothing. Either way you're fooked. Find a nice lass to take home to the olds
Geo V Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 I think she is really a lesbian who is having doubts over her sexuality. If I were you I would text back and met up and try and convert her. If you cant manage that mate you at least know that you gave it a shot. BTW on a serious note there isnt that much wrong with buying a woman a drink or two when out and about. She may have a boyfriend but she may be unhappy or she may even have said she is attached so that you left her and her minging mate have a night out, stress free.
Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Author Posted 28 January 2007 you will never solve the mystery of women some of the greatest minds ever Socrates, Plato, Aristotle have all tried to solve the mystery but never worked it out!! The important question is was she a..... (a) A High Street Honey Or (b) A bulldog chewing on a wasp if the answer is B then instant action is required involving changing your Mobile number and moving out of the country. If the answer is A then what are you waiting for!!! however this could involve the hidden factor in that you could have just met a psycho bitch from hell!! in which case follow the solution for B hope that helps All most welcolm and helpful comments. Now mate please standards from the fox are top notch she was an 8/10 nice! Not too bothered about the Bf comment as 1, if she has 1 then he don't need to know 2, He prob don't exist 3, I don't mind a ruck if i think i can win 4, I can run and drive very fast!
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 1, if she has 1 then he don't need to know 2, He prob don't exist 3, I don't mind a ruck if i think i can win 4, I can run and drive very fast! Sounds like you'll be perfect together.
Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Author Posted 28 January 2007 Scored :!: Meeting her for lunch on thursday
Leicfox Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 All most welcolm and helpful comments. Now mate please standards from the fox are top notch she was an 8/10 nice! Not too bothered about the Bf comment as 1, if she has 1 then he don't need to know 2, He prob don't exist 3, I don't mind a ruck if i think i can win 4, I can run and drive very fast! 1. He might find out. 2. What if she does and he's a big **** who eats babies. 3. See above. 5. He was 100 metres school champion 94. Just a thought.
Jay Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 1. He might find out. 2. What if she does and he's a big **** who eats babies. 3. See above. 5. He was 100 metres school champion 94. Just a thought. 94 That was 13 years ago!!! the smoking, drinking and pie abuse probably means he couldn't even run 100m now!! in which case happy days!!! where your trainers though
Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Author Posted 28 January 2007 1. He might find out. 2. What if she does and he's a big **** who eats babies. 3. See above. 5. He was 100 metres school champion 94. Just a thought. It may be a side of the coin that i may have not seen or want to see but I will try to be a gentleman (there is no cough smiley) If all else fail i will go down fightin unlike LCFC at the mo, or i could shout Adrienne in a moan and make him believe i'm Rocky
Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Author Posted 28 January 2007 94 That was 13 years ago!!! the smoking, drinking and pie abuse probably means he couldn't even run 100m now!! in which case happy days!!! where your trainers though Yeah, I reckon i could ave im ( who? ) in a footrace
Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Author Posted 28 January 2007 You wouldn't catch me behaving like that. you not partial to a quick fodal behind the bins, cos i'm willing to learn
Guest Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 you not partial to a quick fodal behind the bins, cos i'm willing to learn D'ya mean fondle? 'Cos no I wouldn't. I have a husband, and it's not a ploy. He's also good at running, and he packs a fair old punch, so don't even think about it!
Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Author Posted 28 January 2007 D'ya mean fondle? 'Cos no I wouldn't. I have a husband, and it's not a ploy. He's also good at running, and he packs a fair old punch, so don't even think about it! yes fonlde and damn
lookwhaticando Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 Are they randy SMSs? If they're randy she's a slapper so steer clear unless you want a black eye from her bf with the pole polishing she'll give you. If they're friendly she probably wants free drinks cos rarely does anyone go out of their way for nothing. Either way you're fooked. Find a nice lass to take home to the olds I was going to say that it depends on whether she's a bit of rough or not. If she was a bit of a slag, she'd probably have a boyfriend already and she was playing the field. Slaggish.
Kilworthfox Posted 28 January 2007 Author Posted 28 January 2007 I was going to say that it depends on whether she's a bit of rough or not. If she was a bit of a slag, she'd probably have a boyfriend already and she was playing the field. Slaggish. No she was tasty, and I'm starting to think she said she had a Bf to see my reaction (see if i were just out 4 a maximusrompus) which was like ok and i asked her questions about him and she did not exactly go into great detail! Anyways she kept textin this mornin so she must be interested therefore if Bf does exist he aint exactly settin her world alight. So i'm going out for lunch with her on thurs so i will play it by ere
SystonFox Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 why would you want to go with somebody whos gash is going to be wider than the m69? best of luck to you though if she is/was single.
Trumpet Posted 28 January 2007 Posted 28 January 2007 you will never solve the mystery of women some of the greatest minds ever Socrates, Plato, Aristotle have all tried to solve the mystery but never worked it out!! The important question is was she a..... (a) A High Street Honey Or (b) A bulldog chewing on a wasp / licking piss of a nettle if the answer is B then instant action is required involving changing your Mobile number and moving out of the country. If the answer is A then what are you waiting for!!! however this could involve the hidden factor in that you could have just met a psycho bitch from hell!! in which case follow the solution for B hope that helps
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