Lilly Allen...

[Phube]

Her new song... Alfie or summat (not too bothered myself).

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I could, and did do better in primary school!!!

[Babylon]

I could, and did do better in primary school!!!

We await your platinum selling album though!!!!???

[stez]

Her new song... Alfie or summat (not too bothered myself).

Quite possibly the worst lyrics ever, with a rhyming pattern to match:

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I could, and did do better in primary school!!!

i quite like it

[Phube]

We await your platinum selling album though!!!!???

I'm afraid I'm not chav enough to appeal to the mass market...

[AoWW]

Example of lyrics from Alfie...

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,

I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.

It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,

And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

How banal are they?! Shocking!!!!

Goes to prove, life's a whole lot easier if Daddy's famous.

[Phube]

Here are all the 'lyrics':

Ooooo deary me,

My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,

I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three

He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.

I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,

I can't even see him cos the room is so smoky,

Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,

My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

[Chorus]

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,

So please can you stop pulling my hair.

Now, now there's no need to swear,

Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,

I just can sit back and watch you waste your life away

You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.

Get off your lazy arse,

Alfie please use your brain

Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,

I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,

Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,

When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,

I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.

It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,

And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[Chorus]

Please don't despair

Please don't despair

Mon frere

You see what she's done here, she's used here high school French and ryhmed 'despair' with 'mon frere'. French for brother.... GENIUS!!! <_<

[stez]

Example of lyrics from Alfie...

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,

I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.

It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,

And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

How banal are they?! Shocking!!!!

Goes to prove, life's a whole lot easier if Daddy's famous.

Here are all the 'lyrics':

You see what she's done here, she's used here high school French and ryhmed 'despair' with 'mon frere'. French for brother.... GENIUS!!! <_<

i quite like it

i actually like the way it sounds nice and gentle, when she's actually being a bit vicious

[lildave3]

I like the song

[Fez of Mahrez]

What a shitter.

[lcfc_jme]

It's poor. Just like her dress sense.

[Bryn]

She'd get it.

[lcfc_jme]

She'd get it.

She would?

[stez]

She would?

i'd just be thinking; 'you look like your dad, with hair'

like i'd get a chance

[Leonisco]

I actually think it's a decent song.

[Flynny]

I actually think it's a decent song.

What the shit? Did you get arseraped while I was gone or something?

I guess it isn't rape if you enjoy it, though.

[Bert]

She'd get it.

Not again.

[Geo V]

Lilly Allen is shite. Bad girl??! Hehehehe!