Daggers Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Teams I hate tend to be the teams supported by people I wish were starved of oxygen, having had parts of their bodies removed with rusty scissors. Leeds: A bunch of NF shits used to drink in Wellingborough, one a self-confessed rapist, were enough to make me loath the team. Worked with a right cnut of a Leeds fan too. Wednesday: The accountant of a company I worked for - he was an utter twat. Torquay: Their ex-chairman wanted the Cobblers lobed out of the league for having a three sided ground. Haha...how the tables turn Chelsea: A little shit called Marcus Somethingorother at school supported them. Hated him. Man Utd: Eammon Holmes stands out as the biggest celebrity fan ~ but there's so many to choose from. Tossers. One of the biggest twats I have ever met supports them. MK Dons: Not a real football team. Everton: Some fan shot fireworks at me some time in the 70's/80's. Hated them ever since. Phil Neville makes hating them easier. Cardiff: Poncy, superior idiot boyfriend of someone I worked with in Caracas. Didn't even sound Welsh. Tit. Grays: The physical, cultural and social arsehole of Great Britain...amazingly enough, packed to the gills with wankers - most notably the Food Hall Manager at Asda (I had to visit weekly) and the local chapter of the Hells Angels. Compared to this lot I couldn't summon anything approaching even mild dislike for our regional neighbours in the East or West Midlands.
Flynny Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Teams I hate tend to be the teams supported by people I wish were starved of oxygen, having had parts of their bodies removed with rusty scissors.Leeds: A bunch of NF shits used to drink in Wellingborough, one a self-confessed rapist, were enough to make me loath the team. Worked with a right cnut of a Leeds fan too. Wednesday: The accountant of a company I worked for - he was an utter twat. Torquay: Their ex-chairman wanted the Cobblers lobed out of the league for having a three sided ground. Haha...how the tables turn Chelsea: A little shit called Marcus Somethingorother at school supported them. Hated him. Man Utd: Eammon Holmes stands out as the biggest celebrity fan ~ but there's so many to choose from. Tossers. One of the biggest twats I have ever met supports them. MK Dons: Not a real football team. Everton: Some fan shot fireworks at me some time in the 70's/80's. Hated them ever since. Phil Neville makes hating them easier. Cardiff: Poncy, superior idiot boyfriend of someone I worked with in Caracas. Didn't even sound Welsh. Tit. Grays: The physical, cultural and social arsehole of Great Britain...amazingly enough, packed to the gills with wankers - most notably the Food Hall Manager at Asda (I had to visit weekly) and the local chapter of the Hells Angels. Compared to this lot I couldn't summon anything approaching even mild dislike for our regional neighbours in the East or West Midlands. No need to hold back, like. Give it some vitriol!
Leicfox Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Cardiff Swansea Wrexham Welsh and have no place in the English game.
Daggers Posted 3 April 2007 Author Posted 3 April 2007 Welsh and have no place in the English game. I don't hate them for it, although I could be tempted to agree that they should play in the Welsh league. ...but then, what about Micky's goal that dumped Arsenal out of the Cup a number of years ago. I'd have let him off his dodgy dealings for that strike if I'd been his Judge.
Brainy Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 The Welsh Teams And Sheff Utd - gay fans and a manager who finds something to complain about when they lose.
Manwell Pablo Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Man United - Glory seeking ****s Chelsea - New age glory seeking ****s, shit football. Portsmouth - No right to be where they are irrational hatred for us, utter shit hole Villa - Brummie C*nts Sheff United- Neil "Colin, willy puller" Warnock and his sour grapes. Derby Forest & Cov for obvious reasons. Leeds, Cardiff and Milwall for other obvious reasons + Wise. Birmingham City - See Villa. Wolves - See villa & Portsmouth, Think they're a big club, they're not and their kit makes me want to be sick. Can't stand Lille, Villareal, Celta Vigo, or Stuttgart either. I'll continue to have a dislike for Inter as long as Marco Materazzi is on their books as well.
The People's Hero Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Leeds United, Portsmouth, Wolves, Tottenham.
Leicfox Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 I don't hate them for it, although I could be tempted to agree that they should play in the Welsh league....but then, what about Micky's goal that dumped Arsenal out of the Cup a number of years ago. I'd have let him off his dodgy dealings for that strike if I'd been his Judge. Yeah it was some goal that. I was just looking on Wiki to see what happened to Micky. In 1993 Thomas was jailed for 18 months for his part in a counterfeit currency scam. I never knew that.
Daggers Posted 3 April 2007 Author Posted 3 April 2007 In 1993 Thomas was jailed for 18 months for his part in a counterfeit currency scam. Beats 'managed a pub and slowly declined into alcoholism'...which was the lot of almost every other player from his era.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Arsenal F.C. - too French Aston Villa F.C. - too Brummie Blackburn Rovers F.C. - too Northern Bolton Wanderers F.C. - see Blackburn Charlton Athletic F.C. - too London Chelsea F.C. - See Charlton Everton F.C. - too Scouse Fulham F.C. - Harrods FC. Liverpool F.C. - see Everton Manchester City F.C. - for beating us one time about 10 years ago Manchester United F.C. - C*nts. Middlesbrough F.C. - I don't care for the area surrounding their stadium. Newcastle United F.C. - Carl Cort in the last minute that time when we broke a record for losing lots of times in a row. Also for making Titus Bramble think he is a Premiership footballer. Portsmouth F.C. - Bells. Reading - Overrated. Prefer playing computer games or listening to music. Sheffield United - Colin willy puller. Tottenham Hotspur F.C. - Worthington Cup Final 1999. Pricks. Watford FC - BWL pondscum. West Ham United F.C. - rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit. **** off. Wigan Athletic F.C. - like a Northern version of Fulham. Hate these teams who are just Div 3 clubs sustained by money. Barnsley F.C. - Michael Parkinson. willy puller. Burnley F.C. - for thinking they are in some way better than Blackburn, or Bolton, or any number of boring Lancashire teams beginning with B. Cardiff City F.C. - Ridsdale. willy puller. Colchester United F.C. - wanted a beer at half time. Coventry City F.C. - ******. Crewe Alexandra F.C. - for not selling us Neil Lennon sooner. Crystal Palace F.C. - Peter Taylor. Boring fans. Dougie Freedman. Clinton Morrison. Not an actual Palace. Derby County F.C. - Wembley and 4-0 at your place you wankers. Hull City A.F.C. - for employing Peter Taylor and thinking he was good. Ipswich Town F.C. - we always lose there so I didn't go this season. WANKERS. Leeds United F.C. - just a bunch of idiots, these. Luton Town F.C. - for getting all high and mighty cos they beat us at our place last season. WE'RE CRAP. IT'S NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF BEATING US. Millwall F.C. - neanderthals. Norwich City F.C. - a football club most famous for being associated with a woman. It's plain wrong. Plymouth Argyle F.C. - too far away. Should be moved to Towcester. Preston North End F.C. - see Plymouth, except they can go to Raunds. Queens Park Rangers F.C. - your stripes are on the wrong way. Sheffield Wednesday F.C. - stick your trumpet up your arse. Southampton F.C. - for outsinging us when we go there. Bastards. Wish we'd beat someone 6-0 away too. Southend United F.C. - for not letting us win there this season. Bloody miles that is. Stoke City F.C. - a football club most famous for a player that retired in the Cretaceous era. Laughable. West Bromwich Albion F.C. - Boing is not a word. Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C. - for beating Man Utd when we were both in the Prem. Wish we'd done that. Blackpool F.C. - God I'll struggle with this lot. Ok... too far away. A.F.C. Bournemouth - see Blackpool. Bradford City F.C. - A less famous version of Leeds. Brentford F.C. - Nothing club. I don't think they even actually exist. Brighton and Hove Albion F.C. - for when it ****ing pissed down in 1991 (I think) and we drove bloody miles to get there and they called the game off half an hour before kickoff. Wankers. At least I got Kevin Campbell's autograph though. Bristol City F.C. - Worst rivalry ever. Neither club has ever done anything. Carlisle United F.C. - glad we never have to play them. Practically in the Arctic Circle. Chesterfield F.C. - yeah your church has a bent spire. We get it. Move on. Doncaster Rovers F.C. - I doubt there are many Belles in Doncaster. Gillingham F.C. - for making Peter Taylor look like a good idea. Also their chairman is an annoying twat. Huddersfield Town A.F.C. - for changing the name of their stadium recently. Leyton Orient F.C. - for probably beating Northampton on Saturday when I go there. Crap version of West Ham. Millwall F.C. - I swear I did these already. Wikipedia is rubbish. Northampton Town F.C. - for all the idiots I went to school with who "supported" these for two years when they got into League One the first time about ten years ago. Nottingham Forest F.C. - Ha. Like the Romans. Did something in Europe in a previous century. NO-ONE STUDIES YOU AT SCHOOL THOUGH DO THEY YOU TWATS. Oldham Athletic F.C. - plastic pitch. Also the second highest ground above sea level I think, which is a stupid place to put a football ground. Heard its freezing there. Port Vale F.C. - Crap version of Stoke, never done anything. Like a Midlands version of Brentford. Rotherham United F.C. - CHRIS O'GRADY IS THEIR STAR PLAYER. S****horpe United F.C. - for not being more points clear of Forest. Swansea City F.C. - Jack bastards. Crap version of Cardiff. Tranmere Rovers F.C. - Scouse wannabes. For equalising at Wembley. Yeovil Town F.C. - for finding a cure for cancer and wasting the whole dose on Lee Morris. Barnet F.C. - sloping pitch. Boston United F.C. - wideboy manager. Bristol Rovers F.C. - see Bristol City. Bury F.C. - Joe Hamill scored against you. You should all want to kill yourselves through the shame of that. Cheltenham Town F.C. - for not beating Forest this season. Chester City F.C. - like a crap version of Tranmere. Darlington F.C. - Faustino Asprilla, yeah, good idea, get him in. Idiots. Grimsby Town F.C. - something a bit fishy about them. Hartlepool United F.C. - it's not big or clever to hang monkeys. Hereford United F.C. - for never going on a tour of the Far East. The merchandising opportunities would be amazing. I want to see more Bulls in China shops. Lincoln City F.C. - Red Imps eh? YOU'RE NOT MAN UTD. Macclesfield Town F.C. - for letting Chris O'Grady win a header or something this season and having to read about it for the next six weeks (mentioning no names... Dave Lee Travis) Mansfield Town F.C. - for ruining Alan "Roberto Carlos" Sheehan Milton Keynes F.C. - give me a break. Notts County F.C. - crap version of Forest. Peterborough United F.C. - JOSH LOW PLAYS FOR THEM. Rochdale F.C. - for ruining Louis "Ruud van Nistelrooy" Dodds. Shrewsbury Town F.C. - Gay Meadow. Stockport County F.C. - for not letting Louis score the other day when Rochdale scored seven past them. Swindon Town F.C. - Like a crap version of Crewe. Glenn Hoddle. And Paul Bodin. Wankers. Torquay United F.C. - Too far away. Walsall F.C. - I always forget about them. Wrexham F.C. - third best team in Wales. This does not make you Liverpool or Arsenal. Wycombe Wanderers F.C. - For beating us in the Cup that time and making me want to kill myself.
The People's Hero Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 You're one big coil of hatred Fez. Put it to some use and pop round to RK's house will you?
Manwell Pablo Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Arsenal F.C. - too FrenchAston Villa F.C. - too Brummie Blackburn Rovers F.C. - too Northern Bolton Wanderers F.C. - see Blackburn Charlton Athletic F.C. - too London Chelsea F.C. - See Charlton Everton F.C. - too Scouse Fulham F.C. - Harrods FC. Liverpool F.C. - see Everton Manchester City F.C. - for beating us one time about 10 years ago Manchester United F.C. - C*nts. Middlesbrough F.C. - I don't care for the area surrounding their stadium. Newcastle United F.C. - Carl Cort in the last minute that time when we broke a record for losing lots of times in a row. Also for making Titus Bramble think he is a Premiership footballer. Portsmouth F.C. - Bells. Reading - Overrated. Prefer playing computer games or listening to music. Sheffield United - Colin willy puller. Tottenham Hotspur F.C. - Worthington Cup Final 1999. Pricks. Watford FC - BWL pondscum. West Ham United F.C. - rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit. **** off. Wigan Athletic F.C. - like a Northern version of Fulham. Hate these teams who are just Div 3 clubs sustained by money. Barnsley F.C. - Michael Parkinson. willy puller. Burnley F.C. - for thinking they are in some way better than Blackburn, or Bolton, or any number of boring Lancashire teams beginning with B. Cardiff City F.C. - Ridsdale. willy puller. Colchester United F.C. - wanted a beer at half time. Coventry City F.C. - ******. Crewe Alexandra F.C. - for not selling us Neil Lennon sooner. Crystal Palace F.C. - Peter Taylor. Boring fans. Dougie Freedman. Clinton Morrison. Not an actual Palace. Derby County F.C. - Wembley and 4-0 at your place you wankers. Hull City A.F.C. - for employing Peter Taylor and thinking he was good. Ipswich Town F.C. - we always lose there so I didn't go this season. WANKERS. Leeds United F.C. - just a bunch of idiots, these. Luton Town F.C. - for getting all high and mighty cos they beat us at our place last season. WE'RE CRAP. IT'S NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF BEATING US. Millwall F.C. - neanderthals. Norwich City F.C. - a football club most famous for being associated with a woman. It's plain wrong. Plymouth Argyle F.C. - too far away. Should be moved to Towcester. Preston North End F.C. - see Plymouth, except they can go to Raunds. Queens Park Rangers F.C. - your stripes are on the wrong way. Sheffield Wednesday F.C. - stick your trumpet up your arse. Southampton F.C. - for outsinging us when we go there. Bastards. Wish we'd beat someone 6-0 away too. Southend United F.C. - for not letting us win there this season. Bloody miles that is. Stoke City F.C. - a football club most famous for a player that retired in the Cretaceous era. Laughable. West Bromwich Albion F.C. - Boing is not a word. Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C. - for beating Man Utd when we were both in the Prem. Wish we'd done that. Blackpool F.C. - God I'll struggle with this lot. Ok... too far away. A.F.C. Bournemouth - see Blackpool. Bradford City F.C. - A less famous version of Leeds. Brentford F.C. - Nothing club. I don't think they even actually exist. Brighton and Hove Albion F.C. - for when it ****ing pissed down in 1991 (I think) and we drove bloody miles to get there and they called the game off half an hour before kickoff. Wankers. At least I got Kevin Campbell's autograph though. Bristol City F.C. - Worst rivalry ever. Neither club has ever done anything. Carlisle United F.C. - glad we never have to play them. Practically in the Arctic Circle. Chesterfield F.C. - yeah your church has a bent spire. We get it. Move on. Doncaster Rovers F.C. - I doubt there are many Belles in Doncaster. Gillingham F.C. - for making Peter Taylor look like a good idea. Also their chairman is an annoying twat. Huddersfield Town A.F.C. - for changing the name of their stadium recently. Leyton Orient F.C. - for probably beating Northampton on Saturday when I go there. Crap version of West Ham. Millwall F.C. - I swear I did these already. Wikipedia is rubbish. Northampton Town F.C. - for all the idiots I went to school with who "supported" these for two years when they got into League One the first time about ten years ago. Nottingham Forest F.C. - Ha. Like the Romans. Did something in Europe in a previous century. NO-ONE STUDIES YOU AT SCHOOL THOUGH DO THEY YOU TWATS. Oldham Athletic F.C. - plastic pitch. Also the second highest ground above sea level I think, which is a stupid place to put a football ground. Heard its freezing there. Port Vale F.C. - Crap version of Stoke, never done anything. Like a Midlands version of Brentford. Rotherham United F.C. - CHRIS O'GRADY IS THEIR STAR PLAYER. S****horpe United F.C. - for not being more points clear of Forest. Swansea City F.C. - Jack bastards. Crap version of Cardiff. Tranmere Rovers F.C. - Scouse wannabes. For equalising at Wembley. Yeovil Town F.C. - for finding a cure for cancer and wasting the whole dose on Lee Morris. Barnet F.C. - sloping pitch. Boston United F.C. - wideboy manager. Bristol Rovers F.C. - see Bristol City. Bury F.C. - Joe Hamill scored against you. You should all want to kill yourselves through the shame of that. Cheltenham Town F.C. - for not beating Forest this season. Chester City F.C. - like a crap version of Tranmere. Darlington F.C. - Faustino Asprilla, yeah, good idea, get him in. Idiots. Grimsby Town F.C. - something a bit fishy about them. Hartlepool United F.C. - it's not big or clever to hang monkeys. Hereford United F.C. - for never going on a tour of the Far East. The merchandising opportunities would be amazing. I want to see more Bulls in China shops. Lincoln City F.C. - Red Imps eh? YOU'RE NOT MAN UTD. Macclesfield Town F.C. - for letting Chris O'Grady win a header or something this season and having to read about it for the next six weeks (mentioning no names... Dave Lee Travis) Mansfield Town F.C. - for ruining Alan "Roberto Carlos" Sheehan Milton Keynes F.C. - give me a break. Notts County F.C. - crap version of Forest. Peterborough United F.C. - JOSH LOW PLAYS FOR THEM. Rochdale F.C. - for ruining Louis "Ruud van Nistelrooy" Dodds. Shrewsbury Town F.C. - Gay Meadow. Stockport County F.C. - for not letting Louis score the other day when Rochdale scored seven past them. Swindon Town F.C. - Like a crap version of Crewe. Glenn Hoddle. And Paul Bodin. Wankers. Torquay United F.C. - Too far away. Walsall F.C. - I always forget about them. Wrexham F.C. - third best team in Wales. This does not make you Liverpool or Arsenal. Wycombe Wanderers F.C. - For beating us in the Cup that time and making me want to kill myself. You missed off Accrington Stanley you twat My moods definatley improving.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 You missed off Accrington Stanley you twat My moods definatley improving. I just got it from Wikipedia. Accrington Stanley are as bad as anyone else. Most famous for a milk advert from the late 80s. Crazy.
Simi Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Leeds United Nottingham Forest Derby County Coventry City Wigan
Manwell Pablo Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 I just got it from Wikipedia.Accrington Stanley are as bad as anyone else. Most famous for a milk advert from the late 80s. Crazy. Just goes to show never trust Wikipedia!
davieG Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Any team with Wise associate with it, he destroyed any attachment I had with Chelsea, I even hated LCFC when he was in the team. A total pisswank.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 He really does just have one of those faces. I can't work out whether he's got too many teeth, or they're smaller than most people's, or he opens his mouth wider than anyone else when he grins. I reckon it's a combination of all three.
Wils Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 Leeds,who doesnt? Ipswich for the fact that ive lived here most of my life and i get the piss taken out of me near enough all the time,not as much this season but my school years were terrible. Ipswich fans think the sun shines out of there arse and cant take losing well atal. God i hate them.
Finnegan Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 CardiffSwansea Wrexham Welsh and have no place in the English game. The Welsh TeamsAnd Sheff Utd - gay fans and a manager who finds something to complain about when they lose.
Guest Gist Posted 3 April 2007 Posted 3 April 2007 I don't like Wigan because of the attendances they get and how boring I think they are.
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