Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
Daggers

Round 3

  

49 members have voted

  1. 1. Gay pride

    • Pink Wafer
      17
    • Jaffa Cake
      32
  2. 2. Aqua Teen, Lean and Mean

    • Party Rings
      35
    • Garibaldi
      14


Recommended Posts

Posted

Shockingly, it transpires that Wils broke Biscuit Wars rule 317 by entering TWO biscuits.

He has had his crappy Fruit Shrewsbury thrown outside for the dogs to defecate on.

Ladies and Gentlemens, please welcome to the fray...

It's flat....it's glazed...it's TPH's Garibaldi:

gariballdi.jpg

A complete one off, the Garibaldi biscuit is unlike any other, and as such commands a unique position in the biscuit world.

Where do I begin, its got more currents in it than even a fruit shortcake. They come in big slabs with little marks where you are supposed to break them up. Its almost like they are shipping in kit form, and it requires a little extra bit of engagement from the biscuit eater.

They seem somehow flatter than other biscuits and their glaze gives them a high specular index.

Affectionately known as dead fly biscuits, yet again the sheer fact they have a nick name marks them out from their other biscuit brethren.

Posted

The Garibaldi is the King of biscuits, spurned by Satan himself.

Posted
You have a satanic tip going on today. I'm scared. :unsure:

You're scared? Try a three hour Land Law exam! I feel like I'm waiting for the gallows. :cry:

Posted
You're scared? Try a three hour Land Law exam! I feel like I'm waiting for the gallows. :cry:

"No kitteh that's ma' pie! NO KITTEH!"

There nothing like a bit of Cartman to lighten the air in times of stress. :)

Posted

Jaffa, not only a lovely form of biscuit but a name that can be thrown at my mates who are yet to have children. Its a wonderful word lol

Posted
Voter apathy could lead to the underdog sneeking through - this is so exciting.

Wait til tea time and the voters will flood in.

The underdog will have to be put down gently by some kind of trades person... like an electrician. :ermm:

Posted
You're scared? Try a three hour Land Law exam! I feel like I'm waiting for the gallows. :cry:

Exams are easy. :cool: You will be alright. :thumbup:;)

Posted
You're scared? Try a three hour Land Law exam! I feel like I'm waiting for the gallows. :cry:

Bit late now Lisa but good luck! All I can remember is "Rylands and Fletcher". Sounds like a biscuit maker........

Posted
anyone who votes for party rings or pink waffers is either under 10 or a girl.

I voted Pink Wafer and Party Rings. :o:thumbup:

Oh, that'd be 'cause I'm a girl. :frusty::rolleyes:

Posted
i don't like the sound of "party ring"

is it some gay party game :unsure:

Remember the party ring game where you threw your car keys into the middle of a ring of people and you took home the girl who came with the car? Not having a car, I threw in me trouser clips. :mellow:

Posted
Remember the party ring game where you threw your car keys into the middle of a ring of people and you took home the girl who came with the car? Not having a car, I threw in me trouser clips. :mellow:

Ahh...but do you know where your keys are now?

Posted
Ahh...but do you know where your keys are now?
Yes in the car, I never take them out otherwise they'd be wthi mh galesss..........

Very ageist that, Monsieur Le Monde, I shall take you to the European Court for "The Old and Greedy" aka "Silver Panthers" or is it Panters.........Panteeeeeeees?

Posted
Yes in the car, I never take them out otherwise they'd be wthi mh galesss..........

Very ageist that, Monsieur Le Monde, I shall take you to the European Court for "The Old and Greedy" aka "Silver Panthers" or is it Panters.........Panteeeeeeees?

I spent five minutes today trying to remember the name of the area of the city I live in. I could recite every previous address including postcodes...but this one? Not a bloody hope. :unsure:

Posted
I spent five minutes today trying to remember the name of the area of the city I live in. I could recite every previous address including postcodes...but this one? Not a bloody hope. :unsure:

Degrees of memory loss as part of aging

Normal forgetfulness The following types of memory lapses are normal among older adults and generally are not considered warning signs of dementia:

    • forgetting where you left things you use regularly, such as glasses or keys
    • forgetting names of acquaintances or figures in the news
    • occasionally forgetting an appointment
    • having trouble remembering what you just read
    • walking into a room and forgetting why you entered
    • forgetting the details of conversations
    • becoming easily distracted
    • not quite being able to retrieve information you have "on the tip of your tongue"

Factors which might cause memory loss or dementia-like symptoms:

Exposure to environmental toxins

Medications

Alcohol, drug and Lemon Puff abuse

Depression

Vitamin B12 deficiency

Thyroid problems

Hearing loss

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...