hairy Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Between my two neighbours they have six cats. We have none. Neither of my neighbours (selfishly) have litter trays, they just let the cats go anywhere. Unfortunately for us anywhere is either our back garden or front bed just by the front door. As a result our garden and fornt door area stick of cat shite. I hate it, them and my neighbours now. I have tried pepper dust, gel repellent and various repelling plants but still the fookers come and take a dump in my garden. I even approached my neighbours about the problem but they just laughed, said they didn't have a problem and they were sorry that we did. This has made me want to buy an sawn off shot gun or air pistol and shoot the cats. Does anybody know of any repellent that works as a last attempt before I buy a gun Any advice would be great.
davieG Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Between my two neighbours they have six cats. We have none. Neither of my neighbours (selfishly) have litter trays, they just let the cats go anywhere. Unfortunately for us anywhere is either our back garden or front bed just by the front door. As a result our garden and fornt door area stick of cat shite.I hate it, them and my neighbours now. I have tried pepper dust, gel repellent and various repelling plants but still the fookers come and take a dump in my garden. I even approached my neighbours about the problem but they just laughed, said they didn't have a problem and they were sorry that we did. This has made me want to buy an sawn off shot gun or air pistol and shoot the cats. Does anybody know of any repellent that works as a last attempt before I buy a gun Any advice would be great. If you move your bed into the bedroom in the house like most normal people that will solve the shitty bed problem. As for the rest of the garden try: Or Ultrasonics
lcfcire Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 did u try a bottle of water on your grass thats supposed to work
Daggers Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Or Ultrasonics I like the thought of the "Cat Spikes"...although how you get the bugger to lie still while you stake them is beyond me. Do they do "Cat Binding Tape" and "Cat Handcuffs" too?
breadandcheese Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 The problem with cats is that they are fairly clean animals so designate a certain spot as their toilet, which they will continually use. We had a neighbours cat doing this so I used to chase it away whenever it entered our garden. Let it know who was boss. I think the cat's bladder either exploded or it found a new area for its toilet because it never used our garden again for a quick dump. Sadly, it seems like your neighbour has many cats so it's almost impossible to chase them away. Other than build a moat around your garden, I thin you need to use more drastic measures. Do they give ASBOs to cats?
davieG Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Have you tried these Mr G? Nope but if you find anything that works let me know, failing that I'll borrow your gun when you've done for them.
Rincewind Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 buy your neighbours cat litter-trays for Christmas as a gesture of goodwill. You may even receieve a bottle of brandy in return.
hairy Posted 15 May 2007 Author Posted 15 May 2007 Do they give ASBOs to cats? There has been an ASBO issued on a cat. It was to a cat that hid in the bushes at the front of its owners house then when a passerby walked past it would leap out and dig its claws into their calves. The stupid thing about cats fouling is that I could be prosectuted by the council if I dont clear their poops up as I have left an environmental hazard on my land. As the cats are ferral the owners take no responsibility but I do.
Geo V Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Buy a .22 pellet gun and shoot the fookers. No I dont like bloody filthy animals.
Dames Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Fight fire with fire. Everytime thier cats shit in your garden you go and piss/shit in thiers. They will soon learn.
Phube Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Three suggestions: 1) Citrus peel: i.e. oranges, lemons, grapefruit etc. around your garden is supposed to help. 2) Lion Poo: Even though they don't know what it is, they know it's from a bigger cat. (I believe you can buy it from gareden centres!!) 3) Human Poo: Nearly every animal is scared of human poo, so go out and crap in your garden!! I go option 3 every time!!
Zingari Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 a good soaking in water usually gives the little b*ggers the right idea to keep away ; try one of those high powered water pistols
lookwhaticando Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Three suggestions:1) Citrus peel: i.e. oranges, lemons, grapefruit etc. around your garden is supposed to help. 2) Lion Poo: Even though they don't know what it is, they know it's from a bigger cat. (I believe you can buy it from gareden centres!!) 3) Human Poo: Nearly every animal is scared of human poo, so go out and crap in your garden!! I go option 3 every time!! That's a frightening insight into your personal life, Poobe.
JoeyB Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 I have this problem to, or my dad does! i've threatened to kick the cat next time i see it or catch and place it near the m1/ airport!! surprisingly the owner keeps there cat in more now!!
lookwhaticando Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 I have this problem to, or my dad does!i've threatened to kick the cat next time i see it or catch and place it near the m1/ airport!! surprisingly the owner keeps there cat in more now!! You're well'ard.
Wezleylowski Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 a good soaking in water usually gives the little b*ggers the right idea to keep away ; try one of those high powered water pistols Try one of these for that you could be like Rambo and ambush the little bastard.
Dames Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Make sure you make a documentry type video when you do it though.
hairy Posted 15 May 2007 Author Posted 15 May 2007 Now one of the fu@kers has puked on the slabs outside the front door!!!!!!
davieG Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Now one of the fu@kers has puked on the slabs outside the front door!!!!!! Good job you moved your bed
Simi Posted 15 May 2007 Posted 15 May 2007 Now one of the fu@kers has puked on the slabs outside the front door!!!!!! Sh!t in a bag and post it through the letter box.
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