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Jehova witnesses - piss off!

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Some good friends of ours, living on the street next to us (we were practically neighbours, despite living on different streets) were JW's... they knew our views on religion (complete disinterest) and in the two and a half years we lived there, no JW ever came to our house encouraging us to open our minds to the world of religion. :thumbup:

The moral of the story is: if you don't want to be bugged by JW's, move next door to one. ;) ;) :D

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Some good friends of ours, living on the street next to us (we were practically neighbours, despite living on different streets) were JW's... they knew our views on religion (complete disinterest) and in the two and a half years we lived there, no JW ever came to our house encouraging us to open our minds to the world of religion. :thumbup:

The moral of the story is: if you don't want to be bugged by JW's, move next door to one. ;) ;) :D

JW's are not allowed to read any literature that anyone might give them as their elders dont want them to be brainwashed into evil ways.

How ironic and hypocritical is that? lol.

they are not a religion, they are not Christians, they are a CULT. they have predicted the end of the world a few times and were clearly wrong about that!! they have changed the bible and altered verses to suit their veiws.

( my boss is a JW) :thumbup:

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A good friend's parents are JW's, and they are still the same lovely people that they were before they converted, and have never tried to convert me. Each to their own, I say.

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A good friend's parents are JW's, and they are still the same lovely people that they were before they converted, and have never tried to convert me. Each to their own, I say.

Which is quite right but not what the JW's practice on their cold calling campaigns.

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When it comes down to it I don't like being preached about something that I dont believe or care to believe in..... I was civil and said I was busy. My house mate wanted to tell em to feck orf though....cant blame him! Do these people not learn, I can't imagine they have very good successful rates....?? Or am I just plain wrong to get annoyed with these people..?? :rolleyes::whistle:

About 20 years ago me and a couple of flatmates invited some JW's in and stuck a porno on straight away they soon fooked off and for some reason never came back!

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About 20 years ago me and a couple of flatmates invited some JW's in and stuck a porno on straight away they soon fooked off and for some reason never came back!

What happens to them when they watch porn?

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Which is quite right but not what the JW's practice on their cold calling campaigns.

It's not just JW's round our way, they're not the only ones that are guilty of trying to thrust their beliefs onto the rest of us. But just because some are a pain in the arse, not all of them are. Do people get this irate at carol singers or trick or treaters?

:@

I'm not in the mood for this. :cry:

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I get real fecked off with these Jehova Witness people, they get up my arse.

I have got two which are those in my family, but I never talk to them because they are very strange. There two elderly ladies "but" I stand for which I know and believe in which is No Religion and God I do not believe..

Kind Regards

Craig Adams 22

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It's not just JW's round our way, they're not the only ones that are guilty of trying to thrust their beliefs onto the rest of us. But just because some are a pain in the arse, not all of them are. Do people get this irate at carol singers or trick or treaters?

Indeed.

The ones we were neighbours with, they were very nice people who had always been JW's.

The real weirdo in our area was the Mormon kid across the road from us. Everything about him was odd. lol:ph34r:

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JW's are not allowed to read any literature that anyone might give them as their elders dont want them to be brainwashed into evil ways.

How ironic and hypocritical is that? lol.

they are not a religion, they are not Christians, they are a CULT. they have predicted the end of the world a few times and were clearly wrong about that!! they have changed the bible and altered verses to suit their veiws.( my boss is a JW) :thumbup:

They did worse than that!!! Because the Greek translation of the New Testament came to different conclusions as their perverted interpretations, they found themselves up the creek without paddles on the major issues of mainstream Christianity. So what did they do? They wrote their own Bible....called The New Translation.

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It's not just JW's round our way, they're not the only ones that are guilty of trying to thrust their beliefs onto the rest of us. But just because some are a pain in the arse, not all of them are. Do people get this irate at carol singers or trick or treaters?

:@

I'm not in the mood for this. :cry:

I do.

I make the carol singers sing a full carol in front of me then introduce them to Bonnie the German Shepherd.

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I do.

I make the carol singers sing a full carol in front of me then introduce them to Bonnie the German Shepherd.

To be perfectly honest, I slam the door in everyone's faces. I don't discriminate. :thumbup:

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I hate double glazing idiots who fail to see the bank of double glazing on the front of my mansion.

By the time I have got all the way to the front door I have lost valuable minutes of daytime television watching.

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I hate double glazing idiots who fail to see the bank of double glazing on the front of my mansion.

By the time I have got all the way to the front door I have lost valuable minutes of daytime television watching.

Complete morons. I'd like to shoot them.

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I'm thinking armed right-wing extremism is the way forward.

Would forcibly removing random children who use our drive to play on be acceptable under this new regime?

If so, I'm in.

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Yes

I like your style. General Daggers?

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I like your style. General Daggers?

Crapping puppies, building site workers, car alarm manufacturers and bleeding idiots: they're all on the list too.

*bam* *bam* *bam*

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Crapping puppies, building site workers, car alarm manufacturers and bleeding idiots: they're all on the list too.

*bam* *bam* *bam*

Can I add visitors who are welcomed on-site by employees of the company, yet still phone to announce their arrival? Do they think that those hard working boys of the gatehouse do nothing all day?

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Crapping puppies, building site workers, car alarm manufacturers and bleeding idiots: they're all on the list too.

*bam* *bam* *bam*

What about crapping cats? They crap in my garden and my cat is too useless to scare them off.

And is that idiots who are already bleeding, or just bleeding idiots?

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Crapping puppies, building site workers, car alarm manufacturers and bleeding idiots: they're all on the list too.

*bam* *bam* *bam*

Don't forgot those foreign fruits Daggers... the 'silent nuisance'... the 'unseen irritant'.

Bastards.

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Don't forgot those foreign fruits Daggers... the 'silent nuisance'... the 'unseen irritant'.

Bastards.

Prunes? They need to be banished.

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Pomegranates? What the hell is that all about? Eh? EH? :@

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