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Jehova witnesses - piss off!

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Posted

When it comes down to it I don't like being preached about something that I dont believe or care to believe in..... I was civil and said I was busy. My house mate wanted to tell em to feck orf though....cant blame him! Do these people not learn, I can't imagine they have very good successful rates....?? Or am I just plain wrong to get annoyed with these people..?? :rolleyes::whistle:

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some tips on how to rid your of home of nuisance Jehovah's Witnesses;

If your washing machine is running, say "do you hear that? It's laundry washing day. Brain washing day was yesterday so your TOO LATE."Close the door.

Look meaningfully at the man in the bunch (there's usually at least one) and say "Oh for goodness sake this has GOT to stop. You know I love you but please try to stop finding excuses to see me, my husband/gay lover is beginning to suspect." Close the door.

When you see them heading for the door, take a gulp of tomato juice and let it run down your chin before opening the door and screaming, "you were RIGHT about the blood transfusion thing. I'm going to HELL!" Close the door.

Get the family together, open the door and sing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..." Close the door.

Say, "If you have come to tell me Jesus lives again I don't want to know. You people nearly ruined the kids Easter celebrations with this false news last year."

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some tips on how to rid your of home of nuisance Jehovah's Witnesses;

If your washing machine is running, say "do you hear that? It's laundry washing day. Brain washing day was yesterday so your TOO LATE."Close the door.

Look meaningfully at the man in the bunch (there's usually at least one) and say "Oh for goodness sake this has GOT to stop. You know I love you but please try to stop finding excuses to see me, my husband/gay lover is beginning to suspect." Close the door.

When you see them heading for the door, take a gulp of tomato juice and let it run down your chin before opening the door and screaming, "you were RIGHT about the blood transfusion thing. I'm going to HELL!" Close the door.

Get the family together, open the door and sing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..." Close the door.

Say, "If you have come to tell me Jesus lives again I don't want to know. You people nearly ruined the kids Easter celebrations with this false news last year."

might try it :thumbup::worship:

Posted
some tips on how to rid your of home of nuisance Jehovah's Witnesses;

If your washing machine is running, say "do you hear that? It's laundry washing day. Brain washing day was yesterday so your TOO LATE."Close the door.

Look meaningfully at the man in the bunch (there's usually at least one) and say "Oh for goodness sake this has GOT to stop. You know I love you but please try to stop finding excuses to see me, my husband/gay lover is beginning to suspect." Close the door.

When you see them heading for the door, take a gulp of tomato juice and let it run down your chin before opening the door and screaming, "you were RIGHT about the blood transfusion thing. I'm going to HELL!" Close the door.

Get the family together, open the door and sing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU..." Close the door.

Say, "If you have come to tell me Jesus lives again I don't want to know. You people nearly ruined the kids Easter celebrations with this false news last year."

Or turn the hosepipe on and baptize them.

Seriously though, the more anyone insults or rejects them on the doorstep the more it reinforces their brainwashed doctrine that "God's People" will be persecuted in the "last days".

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Jehova witnesses

They dont celebrate christmas or birthdays do they?

They dont celebrate anything the bunch of morbid tightarses.

There's one tight cow round my area who becomes a Jehova before christmas so she doesn't have to buy her kids presents.

Posted

get yourself on the "witness" protection scheme and if they come within 50m of your house have them arrested :whistle:

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Oh my God, I can't believe it!

I've never been this far away from home.

God only knows what I'd be without you.

Dear God, is there somebody out there?

God is on the radio.

God put a smile on your face

Godspeed.

Godless

Feck the Jehovah's (not a song but should be)

Posted
*affects a Sean Connery accent*

'But, Jehova begins with an "I" '

Does it ****, it begins with a J.

I is the Latin.

I thought you were suppose to be clever. :whistle:

Posted
Does it ****, it begins with a J.

I is the Latin.

I thought you were suppose to be clever. :whistle:

maybe he only uses Latin at home to show how clever he is! :whistle:

Posted

Stick a 'Give Blood' sticker on your door to get rid of Jehovas Witnesses.

My dad did it at least a year ago and now they take one look at the door and walk straight past :thumbup:

Posted
Does it ****, it begins with a J.

I is the Latin.

I thought you were suppose to be clever. :whistle:

maybe he only uses Latin at home to show how clever he is! :whistle:

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We named the dog Indiana!!!

Posted
Theres a lesson for you here Phube.

Don't believe everything Sean Connery tells you.

Probably a wise move, he is Scottish, after all. :P

Posted

I had some a while ago and I stood at the door telling them everything I believe.

They didn't really like that. If I knew where they lived, I'd pop round and give them the long version.

Posted
I had some a while ago and I stood at the door telling them everything I believe.

They didn't really like that. If I knew where they lived, I'd pop round and give them the long version.

i bet you say that to all the girls :whistle:

Posted

They normally ask me if my parents are about, and when I tell them that they are not, they leave me alone. :dunno:

The fact is, my parents live about 7 miles from me, so how I would know is beyond me; perhaps they should try at their house instead?

Posted

The last couple of times they've knocked on our door they've had a child with then, doing the talking/handing out the leaflets, I just don't have the heart to shut the door in the face of a kid. Sneaky b'stards.

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